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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 19:43:52 GMT
Oh no. I... I don't know if I should feel sorry that your DVD player is broken, or happy that you've been spared the torment of the rest of the film.
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Post by Benn on Sept 14, 2019 19:49:16 GMT
Now how will I get to the second level?!
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 14, 2019 20:28:34 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 20:28:34 GMT
Oh no I don't know. What... What happened? It just went funny?
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Post by Benn on Sept 14, 2019 20:34:18 GMT
Yeah, the film glitched out on me in the same place twice, so I assume my player was having an issue with something on the disk. I'll have to source a replacement, I guess.
Is that how this works?
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Post by blueshift on Sept 14, 2019 20:35:27 GMT
so I assume my player was having an issue with something on the disk. Sean Connery's outfit?  |
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 14, 2019 20:57:32 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 20:57:32 GMT
Sean Connery's outfit....?  |
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Post by Benn on Sept 14, 2019 21:02:53 GMT
I am not wearing that just to watch the film
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 14, 2019 21:04:10 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 21:04:10 GMT
Pinwig did.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 14, 2019 21:05:26 GMT
Yeah, the film glitched out on me in the same place twice, so I assume my player was having an issue with something on the disk. I'll have to source a replacement, I guess. Is that how this works? YES. You must see all of ZARDOZ!!! How far did you get? -Ralph |
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Post by Benn on Sept 14, 2019 21:06:48 GMT
Just after the first introductions of the Apathetics. I think we were watching a lesson about mysterious erections.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 14, 2019 21:08:33 GMT
Oh you have only seen a SMALL AMOUNT OF THE MADNESS!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Sept 14, 2019 21:20:13 GMT
This statement requires proof. |
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Post by Benn on Sept 14, 2019 21:20:59 GMT
Oh you have only seen a SMALL AMOUNT OF THE MADNESS!!! -Ralph And yet, and yet... I HAVE STILL NOT SEEN ZARDOZ |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 14, 2019 21:27:01 GMT
Order a replacement copy!!!
-Ralph
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 14, 2019 21:41:39 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 21:41:39 GMT
This statement requires proof. I... I had to destroy the footage. They made me destroy it... |
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Post by Benn on Sept 14, 2019 21:43:01 GMT
<side eyes suspiciously>
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Post by Benn on Sept 14, 2019 21:43:17 GMT
Order a replacement copy!!! -Ralph There is a blu-ray... |
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 14, 2019 21:55:26 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 21:55:26 GMT
No it's true! They made me destroy all footage of Pinwig in the Connery Zardoz outfit. They were quite vague... "Too grotesque for the Eyes of Man", they said. "Such compete horror as to deserve complete eradication from all the data reserves of humanity". "Such SICKENING imagery as to redefine the censorship laws of civilisation." "SUCH COMPELLING DEPRAVITY AS TO CAUSE THE DESTRUCTION OF COMPASSION, DECENCY, AND GOODNESS".
"SUCH A COMPLETE AND UTTER TERROR OF VISUAL PRESENTATION AS TO MAKE NATIONS AND CULTURES COLLAPSE, IDEALS AND INNOVATIONS DECAY, AND GOOD AND WORTHY MEN DIE AT THE VERY SIGHT OF IT..."....as I say, vague.... |
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Post by Benn on Sept 14, 2019 21:56:10 GMT
I dunno man, he's got the hair for it.
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 14, 2019 21:57:31 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 14, 2019 21:57:31 GMT
But not...
THE 'TASH....
Edit: should that be 'tache'? AHH who cares. All that counts is the codpiece.
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Post by Benn on Sept 14, 2019 22:02:01 GMT
I do not feel I am an authority to comment on Pinwigs codpiece.
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Stomski
Fusilateral Quintro Combiner
YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 14, 2019 22:28:15 GMT
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Post by Stomski on Sept 14, 2019 22:28:15 GMT
I am dissapoint.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 14, 2019 23:03:19 GMT
So what were saying here is that it's a good job I have the other Hub copy of Zardoz. One that works. Stomski... Send me the address to which this should be sent...
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Stomski
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YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 15, 2019 6:33:20 GMT
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Post by Stomski on Sept 15, 2019 6:33:20 GMT
Under GDPR I need express opt-in consent to pass the info to third parties.
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 15, 2019 7:21:11 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 15, 2019 7:21:11 GMT
So hang-on a minute here...
Are we saying that Zardoz destroyed Urzu's DVD player?
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Post by Benn on Sept 15, 2019 8:25:53 GMT
That is an accurate summation, yes.
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ZARDOZ!
Sept 15, 2019 8:27:48 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 15, 2019 8:27:48 GMT
No!
ANOTHER REASON TO HATE ZARDOZ!
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 15, 2019 8:58:54 GMT
Certainly an unexpected twist.
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Post by Benn on Sept 15, 2019 9:50:25 GMT
All I'm saying is if it's happened on Friday the 13th, when it arrived, I'd have been sleeping somewhere else.
Gonna take a wander into town, see if HMV have any copies that aren't crazy prices.
(I genuinely feel quite bad that this has gone wrong!)
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 15, 2019 10:10:52 GMT
Benn, don't spend money on this rubbish. PM me your address and I'll send you the other Hub copy.
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