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Post by Toph on Apr 3, 2014 1:15:51 GMT
It's a reference to 300, when the dude kicks the persian orc dude in the chest off a cliff, and screams " THIS! IS! SPARTA!"
I equate Noah to movies like that, and the recent Hercules movie. Where as it seems like a lot of the negative reviewers seem to have been expecting Passion of the Christ.
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Post by Hero on Apr 3, 2014 6:33:22 GMT
Half expect to see him kick a mammoth in the chest and yell "THIS! IS! GENESIS!" HA HA HA HA!!!!! Brilliant!!!! End of the day, I'm a Christian, Noah and his Ark is a great story, so let's tell it. Holywood--- Engage. (would that be a 'Mawashi-geri round-house' kick or a 'Yoko-geri side' kick?) That would be epic! I am assuming more of a wrestling style big boot. |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 3, 2014 18:15:50 GMT
I'm a Christian but my angle on the Noah story is very much summed up by Morgan Freeman as God in 'Evan Almighty'.
Edit: Think I'll re-watch this movie tonight. As an environmentalist also I really am its target audience.
Martin
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 4, 2014 12:27:41 GMT
I hope to catch the madness on IMAX at the weekend at some point.
*plunges sword of fire into ground*
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 5, 2014 7:48:41 GMT
About two and a half hours to go!
-Ralph
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Post by Hero on Apr 5, 2014 9:48:25 GMT
Enjoy.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 5, 2014 13:47:02 GMT
It's awful. It actually made me angry and I'm not even a Christian!
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Apr 5, 2014 13:57:31 GMT
Really? Why?
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 5, 2014 22:49:21 GMT
Everything. Fucking awful pile of shite.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 6, 2014 6:44:52 GMT
Oh no!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 6, 2014 10:22:12 GMT
Sadness prevails!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 6, 2014 14:09:47 GMT
What a disapointment! Someone up there hold him!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 6, 2014 16:40:10 GMT
Just out. Need to go home... lie down...
Ironically the week long grey rain clouds of Glasgow parted during the film and I've emerged to horizon to horizon clear blue sky.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Apr 6, 2014 17:51:21 GMT
Texts from M suggest he is suffering from Post Noah rage.
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 6, 2014 17:57:00 GMT
His thoughts echo my own. Not even the Rock Lords could save that pile of shite.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 6, 2014 18:57:30 GMT
The Fake Rock Lords were one of the biggest piles of shite in it!!
Gah! This film has made me agree with Ralph. Another thing that it has wronged the world by.
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Post by legios on Apr 6, 2014 19:03:51 GMT
I think I shall spare myself the rage and annoyance and just give it a miss. It sounds like it really is a bit of a "one size fits nobody" mess.
Karl
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 6, 2014 22:09:11 GMT
*Listens to screams of distraught cinema goers*
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 7, 2014 6:36:22 GMT
Rock Lords?!?!?!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 7, 2014 7:56:48 GMT
Yes, and yet they bring no joy.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 7, 2014 17:31:04 GMT
Good grief.
So, what about it was so bad, chaps?
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 7, 2014 17:37:24 GMT
Everything.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 7, 2014 17:54:43 GMT
Well not everything, let's be fair. The bit at the end when I was able to leave was ace!
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 7, 2014 21:41:01 GMT
Oh dear. I'm sorry for your pain chaps.
Sooooo was it, I dunno, too holywood? Story was all wrong? Not enough nudity? Come on, elaborate.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 8, 2014 7:28:05 GMT
Please don't force us to relive it.
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Post by Toph on Apr 8, 2014 8:38:00 GMT
Rock lords?!?
There were rock monsters in this???
This movie is way more nuts than it first seemed like!
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Post by Toph on Apr 8, 2014 13:38:55 GMT
Oh dear. I'm sorry for your pain chaps. Sooooo was it, I dunno, too holywood? Story was all wrong? Not enough nudity? Come on, elaborate. |
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 30, 2014 17:37:11 GMT
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 30, 2014 21:45:13 GMT
Oh dear. I'm sorry for your pain chaps. Sooooo was it, I dunno, too holywood? Story was all wrong? Not enough nudity? Come on, elaborate. I didn't read all the review, just in case insanity grips me and I actually watch this one day, but yike-a-rama, it's sounds bloody terrible. |
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 2, 2015 22:49:36 GMT
Bump! A forum member was True Friended a copy...
-Ralph
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