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Post by The Doctor on Nov 10, 2020 7:06:33 GMT
If you die, I will bring you back to life!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 10, 2020 7:13:42 GMT
To read more Necrobumped threads?? Harsh.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 10, 2020 7:20:57 GMT
I am a Good Man.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 10, 2020 7:23:37 GMT
Public opinion seems to be running against you.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 10, 2020 10:02:24 GMT
I WON THE ELECTION, BY A LOT!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 10, 2020 10:29:19 GMT
Only if you count your own vote.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 10, 2020 12:28:14 GMT
TO HUB TOTAL LANDSCAPING - AT ONCE!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 11, 2021 9:40:51 GMT
Once again, NO PUNISHMENT for Pinwig! Only Ralph is persecuted!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 23, 2021 22:32:56 GMT
THE CURRENT RULES FOR RALPH ARE: RULE 1: DO NOT MIX YOUR DRINKS!!!!
RULE 2: DO NOT EAT THE EGGS
RULE 3: DO NOT EAT PIZZA WHILE DRINKING
RULE 4: NEVER EAT CURRY FROM A CAN
RULE 5: THOU SHALL NOT GET HOPELESSLY HEE-HAWED ON A DODGY TUMMY AND CHUNDER ALL OVER A HOTEL ROOM AND YOUR OWN TROUSERS
RULE 6: THOU SHALL NOT EAT ALL THE CAKE THAT IS MEANT FOR RALPH AND ANDY
RULE 7: THOU SHALL NOT NECROBUMP! |
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Post by The Doctor on May 23, 2021 22:36:13 GMT
What ails you, Phil?
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 23, 2021 22:37:48 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on May 23, 2021 22:39:04 GMT
You seem vexed, young Phillip.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 23, 2021 22:41:02 GMT
I know where this is going....
.... and I'm going to bed. If it's even a microsecond before midnight I'll phantomzone it in the morning!
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Post by The Doctor on May 23, 2021 22:43:10 GMT
Ahahahahahaha.
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Jun 1, 2021 21:55:26 GMT
I think we should have a Rule about tabs.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jun 12, 2021 8:03:23 GMT
It would be difficult to enforce, I suspect placing an unfair burden on Jen as Enforcement Officer.
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Post by Benn on Jun 12, 2021 19:10:55 GMT
That's a fair point.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 19, 2021 7:28:28 GMT
THE CURRENT RULES FOR RALPH ARE: RULE 1: DO NOT MIX YOUR DRINKS!!!! |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 19, 2021 12:38:23 GMT
Gin and coke.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 19, 2021 13:09:58 GMT
This post, which was a whole thread's title before I tidied up after you this morning, suggests otherwise: WINE AN S gin and shuksy is finje |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 19, 2021 17:11:21 GMT
Gin and coke no more.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 19, 2021 22:37:12 GMT
INTRA-VENOUS!
(you have to hear that in a Dalek voice.)
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Post by Benn on Dec 20, 2021 13:08:25 GMT
Gosh, can you even imagine a Dalek doctor?
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 1, 2022 11:34:41 GMT
THE CURRENT RULES FOR RALPH ARE: RULE 2: DO NOT EAT THE EGGS |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 22, 2022 19:49:50 GMT
Our chum is away for the weekend in a hotel with Mrs Burns. I believe it may be an anniversary thing
He has sent me messages about hotel breakfasts
I have reminded him of Rule 2.
He has chosen to disregard my warning.
I take no responsibility for what will inevitably happen with him spending > 50% of the weekend in the Khazi
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 22, 2022 20:15:15 GMT
I've never considered the stealth true friending possibilities here. I wonder if I can find a tin of curried eggs.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 22, 2022 20:21:04 GMT
he'd eat it anyway and reap the whirlwind after
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 22, 2022 20:37:10 GMT
Exactly...
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 24, 2022 18:58:39 GMT
Our chum is away for the weekend in a hotel with Mrs Burns. I believe it may be an anniversary thing He has sent me messages about hotel breakfasts I have reminded him of Rule 2. He has chosen to disregard my warning. I take no responsibility for what will inevitably happen with him spending > 50% of the weekend in the Khazi Ralph listened to my advice yesterday, aided by some eggs so manky looking even he thought twice. I believe he an Mrs B had a lovely day together. Today is a different story, both on the egg front and where he's been since returning home. I had a text along the lines of "The Smell, The Smell!" which is giving me flashback to that AA Hotel room I had in the basement...... |
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 24, 2022 20:32:55 GMT
I think Ralph should be applauded for being an eternal optimist.
I even said that with a straight face.
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