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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 24, 2022 20:42:07 GMT
You wet yourself laughing 5 seconds after though
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 24, 2022 20:52:12 GMT
At the prospect of the smell or the thought Ralph is actually an optimist?
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 24, 2022 21:01:08 GMT
both
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 25, 2022 13:08:22 GMT
I had a lovely egg custard on Saturday.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 5, 2022 7:35:01 GMT
THE CURRENT RULES FOR RALPH ARE: RULE 1: DO NOT MIX YOUR DRINKS!!!!
RULE 2: DO NOT EAT THE EGGS
RULE 3: DO NOT EAT PIZZA WHILE DRINKING
RULE 4: NEVER EAT CURRY FROM A CAN
RULE 5: THOU SHALL NOT GET HOPELESSLY HEE-HAWED ON A DODGY TUMMY AND CHUNDER ALL OVER A HOTEL ROOM AND YOUR OWN TROUSERS
RULE 6: THOU SHALL NOT EAT ALL THE CAKE THAT IS MEANT FOR RALPH AND ANDY
RULE 7: THOU SHALL NOT NECROBUMP! |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 5, 2022 9:56:36 GMT
You can't constrain free thought.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 31, 2022 18:37:45 GMT
And while we're at it THE CURRENT RULES FOR RALPH ARE: RULE 1: DO NOT MIX YOUR DRINKS!!!! |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jan 2, 2023 21:43:35 GMT
I think we need to also add a rule in about choosing bad mixers for his spirits.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 2, 2023 22:42:43 GMT
I only had *one* drink on Saturday! One!
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jan 2, 2023 23:02:16 GMT
I believe you had one drink, but then tried to correct it by changing the spirit/mixer ratio.
We still need a rule about you selecting mixers for spirits though. Clearly not something you should be allowed to do unsupervised.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 2, 2023 23:22:31 GMT
Name something he should be allowed to do unsupervised.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 2, 2023 23:24:47 GMT
I have a new rule:
RULE 13: Don't attack puppies.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 3, 2023 9:24:52 GMT
Name something he should be allowed to do unsupervised. Answer calls for the Scottish OU. |
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 3, 2023 10:52:06 GMT
I believe you had one drink, but then tried to correct it by changing the spirit/mixer ratio. We still need a rule about you selecting mixers for spirits though. Clearly not something you should be allowed to do unsupervised. It was my first one in several months! -Ralph |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 25, 2023 7:46:38 GMT
WHO LET RALPH EAT THE EGGS AT THE HOTEL BREAKFAST?
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Post by Llama God on Mar 25, 2023 9:15:48 GMT
Uh oh
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 25, 2023 21:41:45 GMT
WHO LET RALPH EAT THE EGGS AT THE HOTEL BREAKFAST? They were good! -Ralph |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 19, 2023 8:40:55 GMT
THE CURRENT RULES FOR RALPH ARE: RULE 1: DO NOT MIX YOUR DRINKS!!!!
RULE 2: DO NOT EAT THE EGGS
RULE 3: DO NOT EAT PIZZA WHILE DRINKING
RULE 4: NEVER EAT CURRY FROM A CAN
RULE 5: THOU SHALL NOT GET HOPELESSLY HEE-HAWED ON A DODGY TUMMY AND CHUNDER ALL OVER A HOTEL ROOM AND YOUR OWN TROUSERS
RULE 6: THOU SHALL NOT EAT ALL THE CAKE THAT IS MEANT FOR RALPH AND ANDY
RULE 7: THOU SHALL NOT NECROBUMP!
RULE 8: THOU SHALL NOT COME INTO CONTACT WITH THAT TOY FROM MCDONALDS
RULE 9: THOU SHALL NOT CHEAT AT CONNECT 4, ONLINE OR OTHERWISE
RULE 10: DO NOT GO IN THE PISS LIFT
RULE 11: THOU SHALL NOT START A NEW WEEK THREAD EARLY
RULE 12: DO NOT EAT THE PEPPERONI, SALAMI OR ANY SIMILAR MEAT A proposal for the committee: RULE 13: THOU SHALL NOT RAP
RULE 14: THOU SHALL NOT CALL THYSELF R-BOY
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 19, 2023 8:46:37 GMT
You can't stop me from expressing myself!
-R-BOYYY (with 3 Y's, Phil!)
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 19, 2023 17:45:58 GMT
YOU EXPRESS YOURSELF, DOC'!
YOU GO FOR IT, CHAMP'!
If Big Phil can express himself by wanking a Beachcomber, you can express yourself through the medium of rap!
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 19, 2023 20:37:43 GMT
Well that much is true I suppose.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 19, 2023 21:31:38 GMT
Phil had better not ruin the new Beachcomber for me.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 20, 2023 16:19:52 GMT
Don't trust him...
Don't believe him...
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 20, 2023 20:36:58 GMT
It comes to something when you can't work out whether Ralph rapping or Phil wanking Beachcombers is the bigger crime.
And then you have to wonder why you're even thinking about that.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 20, 2023 21:30:51 GMT
T-shirt!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 9, 2024 23:09:28 GMT
THE CURRENT RULES FOR RALPH ARE: RULE 1: DO NOT MIX YOUR DRINKS!!!!
RULE 2: DO NOT EAT THE EGGS
RULE 3: DO NOT EAT PIZZA WHILE DRINKING
RULE 4: NEVER EAT CURRY FROM A CAN
RULE 5: THOU SHALL NOT GET HOPELESSLY HEE-HAWED ON A DODGY TUMMY AND CHUNDER ALL OVER A HOTEL ROOM AND YOUR OWN TROUSERS
RULE 6: THOU SHALL NOT EAT ALL THE CAKE THAT IS MEANT FOR RALPH AND ANDY
RULE 7: THOU SHALL NOT NECROBUMP!
RULE 8: THOU SHALL NOT COME INTO CONTACT WITH THAT TOY FROM MCDONALDS
RULE 9: THOU SHALL NOT CHEAT AT CONNECT 4, ONLINE OR OTHERWISE
RULE 10: DO NOT GO IN THE PISS LIFT
RULE 11: THOU SHALL NOT START A NEW WEEK THREAD EARLY
RULE 12: DO NOT EAT THE PEPPERONI, SALAMI OR ANY SIMILAR MEAT |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 9, 2024 23:15:29 GMT
RUN WILD AND RUN FREE, DOC'!
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Post by The Doctor on May 10, 2024 8:58:13 GMT
Always.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 10, 2024 9:18:16 GMT
Ralph's not the Law.
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Post by The Doctor on May 10, 2024 10:39:47 GMT
I AM THE LAW.
-Judge Ralph
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