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Post by The Doctor on Sept 25, 2024 13:03:15 GMT
You would prefer another target? A military target? THEN NAME THE SYSTEM!
-Grand Moff Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 25, 2024 16:34:01 GMT
Hmmmm, well well well.
What the actual fuck have we bastard here..?
Sender:
'SEKO'
Unit 11, Egham Business Park
Egham
TW20 8EY
UK
Where the fuck is Egham?
Because somebody living there is going to DIE.
SEKO, YOU BASTARD!!!!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 25, 2024 16:37:25 GMT
I do know where Egham is, mainly cos I was at University there - Royal Holloway. www.royalholloway.ac.uk/SW London, just outside the M25 and close to Heathrow. Several recent incoming international parcels of mine have stopped off there. Magna Carta was signed just down the road. |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 25, 2024 16:37:54 GMT
What ails young Shockprowl?
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 25, 2024 16:37:58 GMT
Anyway, what is it Seko has sent you?
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 25, 2024 16:42:28 GMT
I do know where Egham is, mainly cos I was at University there - Royal Holloway. www.royalholloway.ac.uk/SW London, just outside the M25 and close to Heathrow. Several recent incoming international parcels of mine have stopped off there. Magna Carta was signed just down the road. In fact I was meant to be there last Saturday - tmukhub.proboards.com/post/529700/thread - but wasn't well enough to go! Which one of you ****ers is trying to set me up for sending an item of ****? |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 25, 2024 16:53:30 GMT
Anyway, what is it Seko has sent you? A copy of the Magna Carter? -Ralph |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Sept 25, 2024 17:29:44 GMT
SOMEONE SOMEWHERE is sitting there giggling as they get away with scot free and seeing me take the blame for this. The rest of us are also enjoying it. Martin |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 25, 2024 18:47:04 GMT
Don't even THINK about sending any more Doom's Day crap!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 25, 2024 19:15:09 GMT
How can I send you any MORE when I haven't sent you ANY as it is?
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 25, 2024 19:16:48 GMT
Anyway, returning to the matter in hand: Hmmmm, well well well. What the actual fuck have we bastard here..? Sender: 'SEKO' Unit 11, Egham Business Park Egham TW20 8EY UK Where the fuck is Egham? Because somebody living there is going to DIE. SEKO, YOU BASTARD!!!!What has Shockprowl got? ?? ?? |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 25, 2024 20:25:34 GMT
How can I send you any MORE when I haven't sent you ANY as it is? You can't hide behind...THE TRUTH! -Ralph |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Sept 25, 2024 20:27:44 GMT
How can I send you any MORE when I haven't sent you ANY as it is? "Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more." "You mean you can't take less," said the Hatter: "it's very easy to take more than nothing." Martin |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 25, 2024 21:09:40 GMT
I do know where Egham is.... What a surprise. |
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 25, 2024 21:14:55 GMT
I do too. It's where Space City was in 1988. Nice hotel, excellent Blake's 7 convention. Those were THE days.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 25, 2024 21:15:12 GMT
Anyway, what is it Seko has sent you? A copy of the Magna Carter? -Ralph That BASTARD Seko has sent me that- I can't even remember what line it's from, that Prowl that was recoloured from FUCKING Hotbollocks. A nothing of a figure. Ghastly styling. An insult in plastic. Putrid, worthless, diseased. |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 25, 2024 21:29:44 GMT
I do know where Egham is.... What a surprise. Do a search on Egham on the forum. ALL the posts mentioning it are by me before today. People know I have a connection to the area. Now I would not accuse anyone of spending an hour driving up the M3 to post something then driving back to the south coast but it is very doable. And I've gone further than that for a posting wheeze before... |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 25, 2024 21:30:39 GMT
A copy of the Magna Carter? -Ralph That BASTARD Seko has sent me that- I can't even remember what line it's from, that Prowl that was recoloured from FUCKING Hotbollocks. A nothing of a figure. Ghastly styling. An insult in plastic. Putrid, worthless, diseased. Best open it then. Glad to hear you've got it though, I can stop trying to find you one now |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 25, 2024 21:31:31 GMT
Do a search on Egham on the forum. ALL the posts mentioning it are by me before today. People know I have a connection to the area. And your own distribution depot, it would seem. |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 25, 2024 21:33:53 GMT
That BASTARD Seko has sent me that- I can't even remember what line it's from, that Prowl that was recoloured from FUCKING Hotbollocks. A nothing of a figure. Ghastly styling. An insult in plastic. Putrid, worthless, diseased. Best open it then. Glad to hear you've got it though, I can stop trying to find you one now I have opened it. It's a Prowl. But a hollow Prowl. Literally- look at all those hollow gappy gaps! |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 25, 2024 21:35:22 GMT
I do too. It's where Space City was in 1988. Nice hotel, excellent Blake's 7 convention. Those were THE days. Interesting. He knows the place well... |
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 25, 2024 22:09:29 GMT
Well, 36 years ago I went there for a weekend. I'm not sure if that counts as knowing it 'well'.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 25, 2024 22:35:37 GMT
What a wonderful gift for Shockprowl! So thoughtful!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 26, 2024 16:05:29 GMT
Well, 36 years ago I went there for a weekend. I'm not sure if that counts as knowing it 'well'. Interesting... |
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 26, 2024 16:06:01 GMT
What a wonderful gift for Shockprowl! So thoughtful! -Ralph You seem particularly gleeful, Dockotor. Interesting... |
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 26, 2024 17:45:35 GMT
I am always happy when a chum receives a lovely gift!
-Ralph
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