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Post by Fortmax2020 on Sept 30, 2016 20:23:29 GMT
That's my suspicion but Miwk books are normally delivered the next day which is odd. There wouldn't, par chance, be a "special bonus" in with the partworks? You wound me. |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Sept 30, 2016 20:32:50 GMT
I have a feeling I know where this is going now......
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 2, 2016 10:57:06 GMT
Andu, tell people here what wonderful gift yesterday's groom got you!
Also as you and Ralph missed the intended threat of True Friendship during my speech the lot now falls to Karl and Nick. They have only you to blame.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 2, 2016 19:03:18 GMT
M ruined the elaborate long-term overly complicated plan to True Friend Andu!!!!
REVENGE!
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Oct 2, 2016 21:39:07 GMT
Ralph was so unhappy when I told him you'd gotten me Kre-0 Computron.
It was comedy gold!
Andy
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 2, 2016 21:51:56 GMT
Ralph had a foul and cruel plan laid up for your future. I have spared you from this. I am your friend.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 3, 2016 7:15:57 GMT
The fullness of your foul treachery will be revealed later for all to see.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 3, 2016 8:28:41 GMT
I also ate your sausage rolls.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 3, 2016 11:52:00 GMT
Nnngh.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 3, 2016 15:01:48 GMT
Joy's father particularly enjoyed them too. In fact the venue said they were so popular they will be offering them permanently.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 3, 2016 17:44:25 GMT
People will be shocked when they find out how you foiled OPERATION: COMPUCHUM.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 3, 2016 18:18:20 GMT
I'm shocked already! And I'm not entirely certain of what's going on!
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 3, 2016 20:30:09 GMT
The truth shall be revealed once the lurgy has finally lifted.
-ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 3, 2016 20:44:21 GMT
People will not be shocked. They will laugh. Andu will shake my hand in gratitude.
Anyway, I gave you gifts to soften the blow.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 3, 2016 20:46:21 GMT
Gifts which did not hurt me as I owned them back in the day.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 3, 2016 22:50:48 GMT
They were always intended as gifts not Gifts.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 7, 2016 10:54:16 GMT
NOW LEARN OF BETRAYAL.Approximately a year ago, Kreo Krap combiner sets began to appear on shelves just at the time that Andu revealed his Computron hatred. Thus, M and I hatched a plan. A Kreo Krap Komputron would be found... and mailed piece by agonising piece to Andu, which would leave him in a state of terror and alarm. This would be known as... OPERATION: COMPUCHUM. For A WHOLE YEAR this secret project of doom was kept hidden from Andu. Kreo Krap vanished from shleves but we know that somewhere...somewhen...it would re-appear. Then we would... STRIKE!
Then... GLORY! Kreo Krap Kombiners began to appear in Home Bargains. Expeditions were mounted under UTMOST SECRECY. Not even the full COUNCIL OF CHUMS was aware of this astonishing plan. Into the night they went... AND BURNS WAS VICTORIOUS! A Kreo Krap Komputron was secured by Burns! Using the power of electronic mail, M was... ALERTED! The plan... AGREED!The set would be broken up. Pieces would be mailed over the next few weeks from DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE COUNTRY! Andu would be kept guessing! Burns drew up plans... not only would the packaging be cut up and sent in bits but so would the individual Kreons. Months of FEAR awaited Andu! Burns had already procured an envelope. The first piece to be sent was to be the barcode from the box with '#mystery' written on the back. He would print off labels from the work printer. Andu would not know it was him. Burns would then send pieces of Komputron to M so he could post off some pieces of it on his travels AROUND THE COUNTRY.
NOTHING COULD GO WRONG!Burns even saw Andu a few times but did not let on WHAT WAS ABOUT TO BEFALL HIM. THE MOST ELABORATE TRUE FRIEND STRATEGEM OF ALL WAS ABOUT TO GET UNDERWAY.Then M just got another one and... handed it directly to Andu THUS NEGATING A WHOLE YEAR OF FIENDISH PLANNING!BETRAYAL!!! -Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Oct 7, 2016 10:59:27 GMT
I did not know of the fiendish plan.
M is OBVIOUSLY a man who needs a Noah DVD.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Oct 7, 2016 11:31:49 GMT
While we're on the subject of True Friending, I'm away next week so don't send me anything unless you want to take the risk of it being undelivered/going awol cos I'm not here AGAIN
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 7, 2016 11:32:14 GMT
Do you have have a DVD to go with the book you 'left' on the train? You could read along!
Also I saved Andu. And True Fiended Burns.
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 7, 2016 11:43:53 GMT
That would have been an AWESOME True Friending though.
....I thought Andu liked Computron?
But he doesn't.... Ahh, ok, a lot makes sense now.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Oct 8, 2016 22:19:21 GMT
Andu detests the Technobots.
They are shite.
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 9, 2016 7:24:44 GMT
Oh I agree completely, Boss. They do nothing for me. Dull as dishwater.
The Terrorcons on the other hand are AWESOME!
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 9, 2016 7:51:22 GMT
NOT YOU TOO!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 9, 2016 7:58:50 GMT
Yup. The Tecnobots are a yawn-a-rama. They lift right out.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 9, 2016 11:49:18 GMT
YOUR OPINION DOES NOT COMPUTE.
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 9, 2016 14:50:07 GMT
Bite me.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 9, 2016 18:45:40 GMT
*hits Shockprowl so hard he breaks up into his component parts*
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Oct 9, 2016 19:14:50 GMT
Well done Shockprowl.
Andy
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 9, 2016 20:01:13 GMT
You are Apeface to his Abominus.
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