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Post by The Doctor on Aug 21, 2020 12:35:52 GMT
Jen has been there for 10 years and has never had any problems other than the time her housemate had to go catch the naked man who was leaping around the garden. Apparently he had been trying to get into all the houses. He had been chased out of a neighbour's house he had broken into while in his birthday suit.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 21, 2020 12:40:33 GMT
What? Burns' address? Do you want it? I would never advocate such a breach of confidential information. However, the fact *you* know it is very useful indeed. |
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 21, 2020 12:41:45 GMT
Jen has been there for 10 years and has never had any problems other than the time her housemate had to go catch the naked man who was leaping around the garden. Apparently he had been trying to get into all the houses. He had been chased out of a neighbour's house he had broken into while in his birthday suit. -Ralph Err, what? A naked burglar? Burglars are naked up north? |
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Post by Benn on Aug 21, 2020 13:37:35 GMT
We had a naked man trying to go shopping around here the other day. I think he wanted cake.
That was when things were really hot though.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Aug 21, 2020 14:03:15 GMT
I was naked in the bath this morning, if that helps the discussion... What was the question again?
Martin
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 21, 2020 15:17:31 GMT
Jen has been there for 10 years and has never had any problems other than the time her housemate had to go catch the naked man who was leaping around the garden. Apparently he had been trying to get into all the houses. He had been chased out of a neighbour's house he had broken into while in his birthday suit. -Ralph Err, what? A naked burglar? Burglars are naked up north? Yup, but just one time in 10 years. He escaped and the Police didn't find him. -Ralph |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 21, 2020 16:20:21 GMT
So the naked burglar of Mossley is still out there somewhere, ready to strike again?
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Aug 21, 2020 16:43:22 GMT
So the naked burglar of Mossley is still out there somewhere, ready to strike again? The police can't find him based on the description given, because he's cunningly disguised himself as a person wearing clothes. But they mustn't be fooled! He's only _disguised_ as a person wearing clothes. Underneath, he remains completely naked! The only way to resolve it is for police to start stopping and strip-searching people in the area until they find the one who's naked under their clothes. Then... THEY'VE GOT HIM! Martin |
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Post by Benn on Aug 21, 2020 16:47:35 GMT
You know, somehow I knew we'd get something suitably Goonish here.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 21, 2020 16:50:04 GMT
So the naked burglar of Mossley is still out there somewhere, ready to strike again? One presumes so. No further sightings in the last 2 years. -Ralph |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Aug 21, 2020 17:09:53 GMT
You know, somehow I knew we'd get something suitably Goonish here. Martin |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 21, 2020 17:13:24 GMT
So the naked burglar of Mossley is still out there somewhere, ready to strike again? One presumes so. No further sightings in the last 2 years. -Ralph So let's get this straight, he remained on the loose and active for another EIGHT YEARS after Jen's Housemate went after him? |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 21, 2020 17:16:37 GMT
No. He struck TWO YEARS AGO. Eight years of peace before and no sign since.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 21, 2020 18:09:04 GMT
You know, somehow I knew we'd get something suitably Goonish here. You know that's exactly what I was thinking! |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 21, 2020 18:59:45 GMT
I was naked in the bath this morning, if that helps the discussion... Martin Was the bath in your own house?? |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Aug 21, 2020 20:16:39 GMT
Just trying it out for size in a bath showroom.
Martin
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 21, 2020 21:13:27 GMT
Jen has been there for 10 years and has never had any problems other than the time her housemate had to go catch the naked man who was leaping around the garden. Apparently he had been trying to get into all the houses. He had been chased out of a neighbour's house he had broken into while in his birthday suit. -Ralph Err, what? A naked burglar? Burglars are naked up north? I always burgle naked. |
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Post by Benn on Aug 21, 2020 21:17:30 GMT
It’s more aerodynamic.
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 21, 2020 21:19:11 GMT
Only if you've got a really tiny cock.
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Post by Shockprowl on Aug 21, 2020 21:23:24 GMT
THAT'S why I always get caught! Damn it!
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 21, 2020 22:27:50 GMT
I was naked in the bath this morning, if that helps the discussion... Martin Was the bath in your own house?? I've been in Phil's bath. -Ralph |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 21, 2020 22:41:24 GMT
Liz and I frown upon defecation in our bath tub!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 21, 2020 22:42:08 GMT
No. He struck TWO YEARS AGO. Eight years of peace before and no sign since. -Ralph Ah, so banged up somewhere, got out, banged up again now |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 21, 2020 22:46:07 GMT
Liz and I frown upon defecation in our bath tub! I didn't poo in your bath tub!!! -Ralph |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 21, 2020 22:59:34 GMT
You just said you'd been in it. Disgusting.
Maybe you yourself are the phantom pooer in the university library toilet!
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 21, 2020 23:00:35 GMT
What a twist!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 21, 2020 23:02:01 GMT
He was always a bit *too* outraged by it looking back...
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 21, 2020 23:03:48 GMT
I only washed in Phil's tub!
In other news, as the SCONUL library access scheme remains suspended due to Covid my next OU module will be entirely done at home (boooo) so no chance of the Phantom Library Wall Shitter striking for a while.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 21, 2020 23:05:18 GMT
But he might...
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 21, 2020 23:10:42 GMT
If I find crap up the walls of Jen's toilet once you have moved in.. well. Evidence and all that.
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