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Post by karla on Mar 10, 2009 10:00:50 GMT
why must they only be active at night? how am I supposed to see them.
I don't mind taratulas so much, but house spiders.disgusting!
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 10, 2009 10:38:21 GMT
Spider-Man should put them in their place.
-Ralph
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Post by karla on Mar 10, 2009 10:56:59 GMT
the whiskey one or the Mary-Jane one?
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 13, 2009 16:08:33 GMT
I had no idea Spider-Man was a whiskey drinker!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 13, 2009 19:42:39 GMT
It's his downfall.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 17, 2009 21:05:18 GMT
BOB THE BASTARD IS BACK!
He jumped behind the toilet! I'll never do a crap again!
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Apr 17, 2009 21:16:41 GMT
Bob stalked you all the way to Clydebank.
Damn! That is one motivated spider.
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 17, 2009 21:17:44 GMT
I knew he would come for me.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Apr 17, 2009 21:25:57 GMT
There must be a reckoning!
Andy
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 18, 2009 21:32:14 GMT
This probably won't help but in the summer I am coming to Glasgow to scan spiders.
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Post by dyrl on Apr 18, 2009 21:36:30 GMT
Anyone remember the Doctor Who plot line - Planet of the Spiders? With the Third Doctor - who, by the by - was quite a nice chap (although I always seemed to prefer Tom Baker). This thread reminded me of it  Pete |
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Post by kayevcee on Apr 18, 2009 22:08:09 GMT
We were watching that exact story up at Karl's place a mere three weeks ago. Perhaps this is where Bob (who also followed us to Falkirk, webbed to the underside of the train) got his inspiration.
-Nick
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 19, 2009 9:22:38 GMT
DAMN HIS EVIL HIDE.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 21, 2009 10:04:01 GMT
Bob tried to jump out at me in the shower this morning. But I had WATER POWER and turned the hose on him, sending him down the plug-hole! Where he belongs!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 21, 2009 10:34:49 GMT
He'll be back.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 10, 2009 16:47:48 GMT
The bastard is back! There I was, pulling out this evening's t-shirt from the t-shirt drawer and there he was! ON THE DAMN T-SHIRT! I screamed like a girl, but he would not come off it! So I ran to the bathroom and threw the t-shirt into the bath! Then BOB ACTUALLY SPAT OUT VENOM ON THE T-SHIRT!
BASTAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
I tried to get him in a glass but he would not go in! Even when I turned on the tap, it took a long time for him to vanish down the plug-hole!
And I had to wear a different t-shirt too. All because of HIM!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 10, 2009 19:54:43 GMT
He'll be back....
I have three tarantulas arriving at mine on Wednesday. And then I take them to Glasgow for scanning on Friday. But where, oh where, I wonder shall they spring up after that..?
Tee hee.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 10, 2009 20:00:35 GMT
Not here. Recall that I do not live in Glasgow! Fool!
-Ralph
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Post by legios on Aug 10, 2009 20:37:45 GMT
There was a spider in the kitchen this morning when I went to get a glass for my medicene. It received a baleful six-forty-five stare and attempted to flee.
It is no longer resident within my house.
Karl
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2009 19:00:42 GMT
About a couple of months ago I was sitting in the house one morning when I noticed a spider standing on one of the walls. I watched it with interest for a few moments whereupon it started doing the Hokey Cokey!
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 21, 2009 20:07:00 GMT
I was trying to do a pee when suddenly Bob (grown to giant size) appeared from behind the urinal and ran up the wall at me! So I got my mother to put him outside.
-Ralph
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Post by karla on Sept 22, 2009 11:42:18 GMT
thats what mothers are there for! you've used yours wisely!
Although she kills everything, including mice. I can't bring myself to kill anything, not even the wasp who comes into my room most mornings. But he's harmless and mostly investigates my wares.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2009 12:18:40 GMT
thats what mothers are there for! you've used yours wisely! Although she kills everything, including mice. I can't bring myself to kill anything, not even the wasp who comes into my room most mornings. But he's harmless and mostly investigates my wares. If a creepy crawly comes in my room, i tend to introduce him to mr. shoe |
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Post by karla on Sept 22, 2009 17:26:31 GMT
I used to try to kill them, but never got enough courage to get up close and squash it so ended up throwing shoes from a distance.
But I always missed and the spider moves so fast I just run from it and look like an utter fool.
So now I leave it be, if it comes too close i'll just leave the room until its gone.
Standing on a chair shouting "shoo...go away" works......eventually
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2009 19:10:34 GMT
I used to try to kill them, but never got enough courage to get up close and squash it so ended up throwing shoes from a distance. But I always missed and the spider moves so fast I just run from it and look like an utter fool. So now I leave it be, if it comes too close i'll just leave the room until its gone. Standing on a chair shouting "shoo...go away" works......eventually luckily I'm quite good with whipping towels, that knocks them out, and I then flick them out the window  |
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Post by Hero on Sept 22, 2009 19:23:48 GMT
The wife hates spiders and its my job to dispose of them. Either that or the cats are in there.
Normally I put the spiders outside rather than kill them.
On the flipside of things I hate wasps and George is more than happy to get rid of them. Its a good exchange.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 22, 2009 22:35:32 GMT
I wouldn't want one, you know, crawling on my face or anything, but I think Spiders are wonder products of evolution. Incredible creatures. But, as Mrs Shockprowl hates them more than rational thought would suggest she can, I am -mostlly- forced to kill the poor little buggars.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 1, 2011 16:21:37 GMT
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 2, 2011 7:34:14 GMT
With great power, comes great responsibility.
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