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Post by The Doctor on Aug 3, 2016 19:05:32 GMT
Best review ever.
-Ralph
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Post by Kingoji on Aug 3, 2016 19:07:00 GMT
Gash.
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Post by blueshift on Aug 3, 2016 19:10:18 GMT
I am enjoying all the people who are rushing to defend it and branding people who don't like it as "mindless haters" as if it wasn't objectively awful in every way shape and form
I too liked the big mysterious thing in space that shoots out fighting robots!
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Post by Kingoji on Aug 3, 2016 19:28:14 GMT
I think you'll find the term was "shits out".
Which is the best thing to do with this series so far.
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Post by Toph on Aug 3, 2016 21:42:49 GMT
OMG. This.
This is the best point ever to the (lack of) threat these combiners present.
This nails the exact problem.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Aug 9, 2016 16:45:08 GMT
Episode 2
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 9, 2016 16:56:36 GMT
Still trying to be positive, but, err, what?
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Aug 9, 2016 17:43:34 GMT
It's pish.
It's also cheap looking. Very cheap looking. The mouth animation is as bad as on Transformers: Cybertron.
Andy
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Post by blueshift on Aug 9, 2016 17:50:04 GMT
It's really cheap. And really padded out too! Why is something in 5 min eps so padded with long silent shots of walking or backgrounds?
It would rankle less if the creators hadn't hyped it so hard!
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 9, 2016 19:37:51 GMT
Well it's free to view, I suppose.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Aug 9, 2016 19:39:59 GMT
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Post by Benn on Aug 9, 2016 20:03:12 GMT
The mouthflaps remind me of a Monkey Island game. That's nice.
Starscream is the voice of reason, and that's new. But it's so slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
That's really all the good things I have to say about it.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 9, 2016 20:13:04 GMT
I demand the Kaptain review episode 2!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 9, 2016 20:14:19 GMT
It being I'm a little, er, behind with the comics - does this have any connection to the IDW Combiner stuff in story terms?
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 10, 2016 17:47:13 GMT
I have no idea. It does feel like important story information is missing.
I hope every episode just ends with Optimus Prime turning up and in the last episode it looks like he'll do something at last but he buggers off instead.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Aug 10, 2016 22:31:45 GMT
It doesn't have too much to do with the comic, hence why Rodimus is on the planet at the time.
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 15, 2016 17:56:41 GMT
Are we all excited for episode 3 tomorrow?
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 15, 2016 18:18:49 GMT
On a scale of one to ten... hrmm.... six.
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Post by legios on Aug 15, 2016 21:01:54 GMT
I demand the Kaptain review episode 2! -Ralph Yeah, there's a slight problem with that. Yes, it is called priorities. And the need to prioritise survival over tabasco sauceSorry? Your Tabasco sauce, I know where it lives and I think it will go very nicely with some well-aged human.You are still annoyed aren't you. Perhaps a...how does your mother put it? A tad... But don't worry, I'm not so annoyed I won't cut the major muscle groups first, save you that tedious and rather gauche flailing aroundI could... I will not be amused if I find out you've been watching this rubbish in the library instead of working.ok. You see what I mean folks? About it not being entirely... Priorities. Clear the priority list and I may turn a blind eye to you making me sit through another five million years. Or however long these episodes actually last.If I should be feeling generous.Sometimes I think there are things in this house who forget who the telly and the PC belong to. Don't be ridiculous. I am a leopard and as a cat therefore quite aware of what belongs to whom...Ollie and I will discuss it. Possibly once the rest of the Patlabor episodes have been watched... And I'm not getting the hard stare from her... Karl |
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Post by blueshift on Aug 16, 2016 16:22:12 GMT
GET HYPE PART 3!!!!!!!
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Post by blueshift on Aug 16, 2016 16:30:52 GMT
OH MAN THAT WAS AMAZING ly bad |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 16, 2016 16:40:19 GMT
It might be your birthday but you're still a BAD MAN!
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Aug 16, 2016 16:51:28 GMT
Oh god that was awful!
Andy
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 16, 2016 17:11:16 GMT
So...right, hang on.
So flying red robot lady decides that all Transformers of any kind ARE EVIL AND BAD AND MUST DIE BECAUSE ALL THEY DO IS KILL so decides to...go kill red robot man. She then gets so angry at his amazing ability to very slowly step away from her VENGEFUL ATTACK OF MONOLOGUE OF DOOM that her...I can't believe I am typing this...her spinning wheel computer fans start moving so furiously that she sees the error of her ways and then decides to BEG FOR HELP FROM THE RED ROBOT MAN SHE HAS JUST SPENT THE LAST 5 MINUTES TRYING TO KILL.
I...what?
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 16, 2016 17:12:22 GMT
Kaptain, you are not getting off from having to suffer with the rest of us every week!!! If I have to go all 'A Clockwork Orange' on you, I will!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Aug 16, 2016 18:25:24 GMT
This... this cartoon man...
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 16, 2016 20:36:02 GMT
It is a thing that exists.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 16, 2016 21:25:17 GMT
Windblade looks like her toy, but Optimus looks like Optimus. I wish Combiner Wars Optimus looked like this Optimus.
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Post by primenova on Aug 17, 2016 6:30:00 GMT
That is totally good at making you want to get a stinkblade toys & smash it to bits. God that is the most dreadful thing ever & i've read a comic written by scott & this is worst
"I'm stinkblade & I've come to you war loving Transformers & going to just go out fight you peaceful lot. "
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Post by Benn on Aug 17, 2016 12:57:03 GMT
Dude, what's the problem with Windblade?
Like, just in general.
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