Well... in Pinwig's defence, the new ones, ALTHOUGH FUNDAMENTALLY WRONG, are actually easier to eat. I, RELUCTANTLY AND SHAMEFULLY, had to eat one the other day, and it was much easier to eat. But but but THEY'RE STILL WRONG!!!
DAMN YOU PINWIG!!!!!
I was the one who let you know, I was your sorry ever after, '84, '85. Give me new toys and I'll decide, but I'm really only after, '84, '85.