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Post by The Doctor on Oct 30, 2016 21:37:46 GMT
In a shock twist, M was found GUILTY and banished to THE CURSED EARTH (just like Blueshift). Now we turn our attentions to...PINWIG!!!
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 30, 2016 21:39:51 GMT
Spare me this mockery of justice! (Have we done that one?)
What crimes am I accused of?
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 30, 2016 21:44:58 GMT
Attend to this giant video screen behind us which clearly relates crimes from your PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE!
NAH HA HA!
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Philip Ayres on Oct 30, 2016 22:11:57 GMT
Is "unopened boxes of Transformers toys" on his list of crimes?
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 30, 2016 22:19:50 GMT
No! No it isn't! I've been doing well with that! I've opened all seven of the Headmasters AND Fort Max. I am opening toys!
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 30, 2016 22:20:31 GMT
Ooohhh yeah...
I was all "HE'S INNOCENT! HE'S INNOCENT!!!!". But then I remembered... the unopened toys....
You have combined that fook-off 3P Devastator... haven't you...?
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Post by Philip Ayres on Oct 30, 2016 22:22:31 GMT
Eight toys.
Vs how many boxed ? ? ?
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 30, 2016 22:22:50 GMT
Yes!
(no).
I'm still digging them in their bot modes.
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Post by Shockprowl on Oct 30, 2016 22:24:00 GMT
.................................
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Post by Philip Ayres on Oct 30, 2016 22:24:25 GMT
Then there's the matter of Legion Thunderhoof.
We all know kind and generous benefactors have made sure he's covered there (But I don't think he has the green insert packaging variant yet) but did he ever find one himself?
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 30, 2016 22:26:51 GMT
Eight toys. Vs how many boxed ? ? ? Let's not look at it like that. Let's look at it like, opened vs bought in the last 28 days. 8-0! I win! Err, hang on. No, Hephaestus doesn't count by your rules, neither does a pair of feet, and... 27 days. Make it 27 days. *kicks Liokaiser box under desk*
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Post by Philip Ayres on Oct 30, 2016 22:28:49 GMT
How about that Rumble you Amazoned?
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 30, 2016 22:29:54 GMT
I tried to find my own Huff but I was provided for before I could! I bought all the other sizes classes!
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 30, 2016 22:30:43 GMT
How about that Rumble you Amazoned? *checks spreadsheet* That arrived Sept 22nd. More than 27 days ago!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Oct 30, 2016 22:52:47 GMT
I think we can strike "not taking 'how many TFs have you bought in 2016' seriously" from the charge sheet
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 30, 2016 22:58:58 GMT
Very seriously, m'lud. Prices, dates, the lot. Frightening, it is.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Oct 30, 2016 23:00:44 GMT
As have I
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 31, 2016 9:18:17 GMT
Pinwig's evidence is not admissable in this court until the Vervoid Ruling!
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Stomski on Oct 31, 2016 20:47:22 GMT
How people can think innocent is beyond me.
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 31, 2016 21:10:23 GMT
What have I done?! I am entirely innocent!
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Post by Pinwig on Oct 31, 2016 21:12:04 GMT
Pinwig's evidence is not admissable in this court until the Vervoid Ruling! -The Ralphyard The what?
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 31, 2016 21:29:22 GMT
The time in which the Vervoids judge you, obviously.
-The Ralphyard
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 2, 2016 22:11:14 GMT
Any final pleas before FINAL JUDGEMENT?
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 2, 2016 22:37:20 GMT
*twitches nervously*
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 3, 2016 22:05:38 GMT
As was established in the Trial of M, a vote for Sausages = Guilty so when we add up the votes...they are even.
You are found...NOT PROVEN!
Currently, M and Blueshift must share The Cursed Earth together...
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 4, 2016 9:28:23 GMT
Your inability to count or make judgements that go the way I want make you an ENEMY OF THE HUB!
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 4, 2016 21:07:25 GMT
Umm. Still not sure what I'm accused of, but I'm glad no one else seems to either.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 4, 2016 22:21:59 GMT
You were found NOT PROVEN. You may leave the dock.
-The Ralphyard
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 5, 2016 10:27:48 GMT
Ah Not Proven, that wonderful standard of Scots law.
"Aye we think the shitebag did it, we just can't make it stick."
For clarification purposes I am not inferring for a moment that you are a shitebag Pinwig, now Ralph on the other hand...
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 5, 2016 12:02:01 GMT
It's five-three in my favour! I am released from the purgatory of unproven shitebagness!
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