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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 21:00:49 GMT
I couldn't find an appropriate thread!
Oh dear God help me!
I didn't mean to watch it! It's just happening!
I haven't seen it since the cinema!
HELP ME!!!!!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 30, 2016 21:26:38 GMT
You should watch Combiner Wars instead now we know it is getting two sequels!
-Ralph
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Post by primenova on Nov 30, 2016 21:35:10 GMT
I can watch it anytime - got the DVD. Nimmo!
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 21:51:12 GMT
OH GOD!!! OH GOD IT HURTS SO BAD!!!!
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 21:52:02 GMT
You should watch Combiner Wars instead now we know it is getting two sequels! -Ralph FUCK OOOOFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 21:54:49 GMT
What's happening?! Seriously!!! I'm a bit clay-headed, post nightshift, but I don't remember it being this incoherent!!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 30, 2016 21:58:34 GMT
You should watch Combiner Wars instead now we know it is getting two sequels! -Ralph FUCK OOOOFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!! It's true. I direct you to the Combiner Wars cartoon thread. -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 30, 2016 21:59:14 GMT
What's happening?! Seriously!!! I'm a bit clay-headed, post nightshift, but I don't remember it being this incoherent!!!! Well there's a conspiracy about the moon and Buzz Aldrin says hello to Optimus Prime and it turns out Spock is evil. -Ralph |
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 22:01:07 GMT
FUCK OOOOFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!! It's true. I direct you to the Combiner Wars cartoon thread. -Ralph NO!!!!! |
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 22:01:55 GMT
What's happening?! Seriously!!! I'm a bit clay-headed, post nightshift, but I don't remember it being this incoherent!!!! Well there's a conspiracy about the moon and Buzz Aldrin says hello to Optimus Prime and it turns out Spock is evil. -Ralph NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 22:03:20 GMT
UUURRRGH!!! I HATE HER 'BRITISH' ACCENT SO MUCH!!!!
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 22:05:09 GMT
Oh hey! It's the guy who Bumblebee pissed on and who swung with Devastator's bollocks! He's back! Yeay!
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 22:06:34 GMT
How the FUCK did they get John Malkovich?!
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 22:09:12 GMT
HA Haaaa! oh this is so terrible...
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 22:57:24 GMT
"TODAY, IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM, WE TAKE THE FIGHT TO THEM!"
Fuck me.....
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 22:58:22 GMT
I really don't remember it being this shit...
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 23:09:54 GMT
Micheal Bay can kiss my hairy spotty ass.
It's just shouting and unintelligible special effects.
Frak me backwards. It's gibberish. Bay seems to take glee in killing off Autobot characters in violent and unnecessarily gruesome ways.
Kids watch this...?
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 23:19:37 GMT
What exactly is Shockwave doing in this?
Is he working for Sentinel? Megatron? Father Christmas?
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 23:21:34 GMT
Yeay. Optimus. "I'm coming for you!". Kabloomy. Oops- gets stuck in cables.
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 23:29:16 GMT
Hey, he's in Firefly, isn't he?
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 23:52:27 GMT
Uuuurrrrrrrrrrrr
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 23:53:08 GMT
Bbbblllllaaasrrrgghhh
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 23:54:09 GMT
Ffftttwwwiiizzzxttttttssscccchhhhh
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 30, 2016 23:54:53 GMT
What a load of shit.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Dec 1, 2016 6:41:44 GMT
I can watch it anytime - got the DVD. I owned the first three films at one time. Now I own none. Yes, I think it would be improved with Derek Nimmo doing the voice of Sentinel Prime. And Kenneth Williams as Optimus. Or maybe Peter Ustinov as Megatron, thwarted by a gang of nannies... Martin |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 1, 2016 7:10:30 GMT
I can watch it anytime - got the DVD. I owned the first three films at one time. Now I own none. Have you seen the light brother, HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT? |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Dec 1, 2016 7:14:47 GMT
I owned the first three films at one time. Now I own none. Have you seen the light brother, HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT? Let's just say the novelty wore off. Unlike the G.I. Joe movies, which I still love. Now my only TF DVDs are the Masterforce set. Martin |
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Post by Toph on Dec 1, 2016 8:52:43 GMT
I've learned the TF movies are significantly easier to watch at home on DVD. Simply because you can shut it off, and finish it the next day.
This is absolutely nessisary to get through RotF.
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 2, 2016 10:36:49 GMT
You know, after time to reflect, watching DotM the other night was just as horrible as watching that Combiner Wars cartoon filth that Doc' made me watch. I... I don't remember coming out of the cinema thinking DotM was as bad as that. Obviously that was a long time ago now. I really did hate it, the other night. It was complete rubbish.
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Post by legios on Dec 2, 2016 15:05:50 GMT
Oh DOTAman is terrible. What little appeal it has is entirely based on that fact. It is the kind of film that you either laugh at, or throw things at. There is no laughing with it. The first minute and a half makes one wonder if they might actually bother to make a workable movie this time, before you realise with an alarming thud that they won't - but honestly, why should they?
As long as they put explosions and special effects on the screen they will make insane amounts of money out of the cinema-going public. There is no reason for them to bother too much with plot, dialogue or having an actual story. We, the general mass of humanity, have indicated that we don't care about these things by putting our bums on cinema seats.
This is the thing - Michael Bay is a very talented film-maker (see "13 Hours" for evidence of this, or even his horrendous pet project about that US kidnap-extortion case. The latter is wrongheaded, offensive and hopelessly misjudged but technically highly competent), and his regular crew are all very good at what they do. If they could get the kind of money films like DOTAman make for projects like "13 Hours" then they would make more of that instead I guarantee you. On the other hand, given that Bay has profit participation on the TF Films and therefore is taking home a percentage of the insane money they make...Yeah, I can't blame him for his choice.
I have seen it twice, once at the cinema in company where I was sober. And once, since, when I was definitely not sober by the end. Drinking doesn't actually make it any better, but I do enjoy my Guinness so that was a consolation.
Karl
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