Haslab

[Philip Ayres]

12,979 Backers

Target 8,000
Funded
Crowdfund ends in:
42 Days 16 Hours 59 Minutes

[The Doctor]

Star Wars:

1314/5000.

6 days, 20 hours, 28 mins to go.

-Ralph

[Philip Ayres]

HISS Tank

13,358 Backers

Target 8,000
Funded
Crowdfund ends in:
41 Days 20 Hours 3 Minutes

[The Doctor]

Star Wars:

1317/5000.

5 days, 20 hours, 26 mins to go.

-Ralph

[Philip Ayres]

G.I. Joe Classified Series Cobra H.I.S.S. uk.hasbropulse.com/products/g-i-joe-classified-series-cobra-h-i-s-s

13,845 Backers

Target 8,000
Funded
Crowdfund ends in:
40 Days 19 Hours 21 Minutes

[Dezzeh]

I might yet go in on this after next pay day, it's sorely tempting me

[Philip Ayres]

It feels something special.

13,924 Backers

Target 8,000
Funded
Crowdfund ends in:
40 Days 12 Hours 18 Minutes

[The Doctor]

No chance I could even consider it in this financial climate. Glad I paid for Victory Saber last year!

-Ralph

[Philip Ayres]

HISS Tank Tier 3 unlocked

14,010 Backers

Target 8,000
Funded
Crowdfund ends in:
40 Days 10 Hours 39 Minutes

[The Doctor]

1324/5000.

4 days, 20 hours, 26 mins to go.

-Ralph

[Philip Ayres]

Unlock 4: Retro Carded Cobra Commander

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CfuZFmCMWgL

This G.I. Joe Classified HasLab campaign has been quite a roller coaster of a journey, hasn’t it, my faithful acolytessss? Every step of the way, you’ve surpasssssed all my expectations demolishing the initial offering and each unlock tier in record time. Your customizable H.I.S.S. now includes the base vehicle offering with H.I.S.S. Driver Action Figure, Early-Bird H.I.S.S. Tactician Action Figure, removable MALHISS Missile Racks, Retro canopy and tread covers, the newly-recruited H.I.S.S. Gunner Figure, the HISSINTEGRATOR CANNON, and two HISSRUPTOR ZX-5 BLASTER accessories.

2022 markssss my 40th Anniversary, and I want to commemorate that occasion with a trophy to my greatness. If the HasLab campaign reaches 16,000 backers, you’ll unlock the Classified Upgrade #4 – a 6-Inch Scale Retro Cardback Cobra Commander Action Figure inspired by the rare missssprinted variant of my original 1982 “Real American Hero” figure release. Why Retro Cardback, you may ask? BECAUSE I’M the leader of this club. This figure is made for me! I want to be able to see my shining helmet through the blisssster pack and revel in my ressssplendent portrait.

Such a momentous depiction can’t posssssibly be slapped together with reussssed parts and pieces. I recently “sequesssstered” the HasLab team and insisted they create an all-new sculpt to capture me in all my 1980s glory. I’m certain it will inspire future statuessss and monuments throughout the world. My figure comes with 8 accessories including alternate hands, a backpack holster for my venom blaster accessory, and a miniature globe with my pet cobra. It’s a small world, but I will wrap my coils around it and squeeze it into total submission. Plus you can pose my figure astride the tail board at the rear of the H.I.S.S. as we roll on to victory!

So there you have it. A fully-loaded, and fully-staffed Cobra H.I.S.S. all for a measly $299.99 and a mere 16,000 backers. Let’s finish this HasLab campaign together, friends, and help Cobra put an end to G.I. Joe FOREVER!

[The Doctor]

Star Wars:

1334/5000.

3 days, 20 hours, 36 mins to go.

-Ralph

[Philip Ayres]

HISS uk.hasbropulse.com/products/g-i-joe-classified-series-cobra-h-i-s-s

15,259 Backers

Target 8,000
Funded
Crowdfund ends in:
38 Days 20 Hours 17 Minutes

[Llama God]

Seeing these stretch goals certainly puts the Star Saber ones in perspective…

[Benn]

Yeah, an all new Cobra Commander or the third use of a Stakeout mould whose legs popped off on the first use of it.

It's really odd how much Hasbro love Joe in seeming contrast to the indifference of the wider world.

[Dezzeh]

Going in on this now, what a mug I am.

[The Doctor]

Star Wars:

1353/5000.

2 days, 17 hours, 42 mins to go.

-Ralph

[Philip Ayres]

G.I. Joe Classified Series Cobra H.I.S.S.

15,645 Backers

Target 8,000
Funded
Crowdfund ends in:
37 Days 17 Hours 26 Minutes

[Llama God]

Jul 9, 2022 10:19:01 GMT The Doctor said:

Star Wars:

1353/5000.

2 days, 17 hours, 42 mins to go.

They can still do it! I believe!

[The Doctor]

It's lost two backers since then!

Star Wars:

1351/5000.

1 day, 18 hours, 44 mins to go.

-Ralph

[Philip Ayres]

G.I. Joe Classified Series Cobra H.I.S.S.

uk.hasbropulse.com/collections/haslab/products/g-i-joe-classified-series-cobra-h-i-s-s

15,873 Backers

Target 8,000
Funded
Crowdfund ends in:
36 Days 8 Hours 2 Minutes

[Philip Ayres]

Star Wars The Black Series Reva (The Third Sister) Force FX Elite Lightsaber

uk.hasbropulse.com/collections/haslab/products/star-wars-the-black-series-reva-the-third-sister-force-fx-elite-lightsaber

1,354 Backers

Target 5,000
Funding ends in:
1 Days 8 Hours 0 Minutes

[Philip Ayres]

[Bogatan]

Why would Hasbro think somebody want this?

I do not understand the thought process.

[The Doctor]

I think they thought people's mind would be so blown by the Obi-Wan show that folk would shell out £400+ (in this economy) in one easy payment.

Though given the lack of push the campaign has had reminds me of Cookie Monster. Both seemed set up to fail.

Even the Rancor had loads of promotion.

-Ralph

[Philip Ayres]

G.I. Joe Classified Series Cobra H.I.S.S.

15,889 Backers

Target 8,000
Funded
Crowdfund ends in:
36 Days 5 Hours 54 Minutes

111 to go

[Philip Ayres]

G.I. Joe Classified Series Cobra H.I.S.S.

15,978 Backers

Target 8,000
Funded
Crowdfund ends in:
35 Days 20 Hours 58 Minutes

22 to go

[Philip Ayres]

Star Wars The Black Series Reva (The Third Sister) Force FX Elite Lightsaber

1,360 Backers

Target 5,000
Funding ends in:
0 Days 20 Hours 57 Minutes

3840 to go

[Llama God]

They only need 192 people to sign up per hour! They can do it!

[The Doctor]

Star Wars:

1360/5000.

19 hours, 32 mins left.

-Ralph