Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Sept 27, 2019 7:22:22 GMT
LOOK
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Post by blueshift on Sept 27, 2019 7:35:40 GMT
You are still in... Desert OasisYou stand in the middle of a large wooden fort that has been built around a muddy puddle in the desert. The sandy ground is littered with burger wrappers and other assorted trash. Several tattered tents are scattered about. The denizens of this place wander about with glazed expressions, reading books and then just idly throwing them away, half-finished. There is a statue of the Sentry standing in the middle of the dwellings but it seems to be made from mud slapped on to a large cactus. You hope it's mud. In front of you is a tent that seems to be selling goods, a tent that seems to be selling food, and a bigger, more ornate tent that seems to be the leader's. Directions <N> North - Deadly Desert <T1> Tent 1 - Goods Tent <T2> Tent 2 - Food Tent <T3> Tent 3 - Leader's Tent
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Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Sept 27, 2019 7:56:57 GMT
GO T1
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 27, 2019 7:58:02 GMT
Action: BETRAY EVERYONE IN THE GAME.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 27, 2019 8:08:49 GMT
ACTION: SEAL DOC' IN CONCRETE AND DUMP HIM IN THE NORTH SEA.
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Post by blueshift on Sept 28, 2019 6:48:12 GMT
Goods TentYou enter the Goods Tent, and find a scraggly figure with their wares laid out on a scrap of cloth. "Praise our wise and glorious leader!" the figure says. "He has led us into this promised land of wonder and joy! He is so wise and none of his opinions are objectively terrible!" The items on sale are: - A Rodimus Prime voodoo doll - 3 gold
- A Star Cops vinyl record - 2 gold
- An unread stack of MTMTE comics which had been a kind gift to the Leader - 4 gold
- A very heavily read copy of an erotic Delta Force novel - 5 gold
- A golden statue of the Sentry - 100 gold
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 28, 2019 7:05:07 GMT
BUY Rodimus 'Prime' voodoo doll and stick pins in its eyes.
BUY Delta Force 'novel' and burn it.
Can't afford the Sentry st-
HANG ON....
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Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Sept 28, 2019 9:03:12 GMT
BUY Rodimus 'Prime' voodoo doll and stick pins in its eyes. We'd need to remove our zombie arm and toothpick to get a pin like object.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 28, 2019 9:45:25 GMT
BUY Rodimus 'Prime' voodoo doll and stick pins in its eyes. We'd need to remove our zombie arm and toothpick to get a pin like object. Damn. Ok, jump up and down on it then.
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Post by blueshift on Sept 28, 2019 11:56:30 GMT
BUY Rodimus 'Prime' voodoo doll and stick pins in its eyes. BUY Delta Force 'novel' and burn it. You greedily buy the Rodimus Prime doll and Delta Force novel, handing over 8 gold in total. You attempt to stick pins in the Rodimus eyes but don't have a pin You attempt to burn the Delta Force novel but don't have any fire Damn. Ok, jump up and down on it then. You jump up and down on your doll. The RODIMUS PRIME DOLL has become a BATTERED RODIMUS PRIME DOLL
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 28, 2019 12:16:19 GMT
Excellent.
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Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Sept 28, 2019 13:02:23 GMT
GO DESERT OASIS GO T3 SHOW BATTERED RODIMUS PRIME DOLL TO LEADER
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 28, 2019 14:28:48 GMT
BETRAY EVERYONE!!!
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Sept 28, 2019 15:12:52 GMT
GO DESERT OASIS GO T3 SHOW BATTERED RODIMUS PRIME DOLL TO LEADER You enter the Leader's Tent Leader's TentThe Leader screams like a little girl when you show him the doll. "GUARDS, GUARDS!" he wobbles. His guards run in, standing in front of him and brandishing his weapons. "You fiend!" He points at you. "You come into my sacred sanctum carrying... THAT! And you clearly love it as you have not stuck any pins in it! But yet..." He peers at it. "It seems you have lightly trod on it, but not enough! Now go, go on your mission for me!" You are kicked out of the tent and into the Desert Oasis. You attempt to betray everyone but don't know how!!
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 28, 2019 16:57:20 GMT
Wow, that guy really doesn't like Rodimus 'Prime'.
I'm starting to like him.
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Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Sept 28, 2019 20:54:52 GMT
This is goid news, Blue is telling us we don't need anything else from inside to progress.
Or he's messing with us.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 28, 2019 21:15:35 GMT
BETRAY EVERYONE BY KILLING THEM DEAD.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 28, 2019 21:20:34 GMT
ACTION: BAN THE DOCTOR UNDER THE GENEVA CONVENTION....
THEN SEAL HIM IN CONCRETE AND DUMP HIM IN THE NORTH SEA.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 28, 2019 22:23:00 GMT
This is goid news, Blue is telling us we don't need anything else from inside to progress. Or he's messing with us. See, if you were running this I'd know option 1 was right, but Blueshift is a whole different kettle of ballgames.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 29, 2019 7:02:32 GMT
...a whole different box of frogs...
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 29, 2019 9:54:43 GMT
ACTION: Break fourth wall.
-Ralph
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Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Sept 30, 2019 13:19:28 GMT
Who do we know that likes Delta Force?
LOOK DELTA FORCE NOVEL
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Post by blueshift on Sept 30, 2019 13:58:23 GMT
Who do we know that likes Delta Force? LOOK DELTA FORCE NOVEL You examine the novel. On the cover is a manly Delta Force man, clad in what is obviously an official uniform of a tiny pair of pants and nothing else. The novel has been extremely well-read.
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Post by Benn on Oct 1, 2019 6:38:56 GMT
Well-fingered, you might say.
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Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Oct 2, 2019 11:48:35 GMT
GO DESERT OASIS GO T2 INVENTORY
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Post by blueshift on Oct 2, 2019 17:43:46 GMT
GO DESERT OASIS GO T2 INVENTORY You enter the Food Tent Food TentThe food tent is full of the most wonderful food ever. If you like eggs. There is an old table with a single boiled egg on it. The storeholder waves at you happily. "Hello, sir!" he says. "Can I interest you in an egg on this fine day? Our glorious leader generously eats all our sinful burgers and pizzas, leaving us, the people, with pure eggs to feast on! EGG - 2 gold You check your inventory HEALTH03/60 INVENTORYPIE CHART METER BRAIN PIECE 2 GOLD CHRISTMAS SOCK YELLOW FLOWER INSECT SPEAR K9 AND COMPANY SLAB BUM FLAP MAGNET ON A STRING BATTERED VOODOO RODIMUS PRIME DOLL EROTIC DELTA FORCE NOVEL EQUIPPED: ZOMBIE ARM+COCKTAIL STICK
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Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Oct 2, 2019 18:52:01 GMT
GIVE STOREHOLDER 2 GOLD
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Post by blueshift on Oct 2, 2019 18:53:38 GMT
"Oh wow, thanks!!" says the storeholder. "That's really generous of you!"
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Stomski
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Post by Stomski on Oct 2, 2019 19:47:09 GMT
SAY "Can I have my egg now please?" LOOK FORLORN
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Post by blueshift on Oct 3, 2019 7:00:53 GMT
SAY "Can I have my egg now please?" LOOK FORLORN The storeholder looks really sad. "Oh wow, this is awkward. I'v already spent the money, but... ah heck here you go." He hands you the egg. It looks grim.
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