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Post by blueshift on Sept 12, 2019 10:43:19 GMT
ACTION: Expel Shockprowl from the group for failing to obey orders. -Ralph You strain and you strain but you can't expel any 'Shockprowl' Indeed, a vision of the Sentry comes to you which makes you realise your errors!
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 12, 2019 10:57:09 GMT
ACTION: Destroy Sentry.
-Ralph
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Post by Stomski on Sept 12, 2019 11:01:26 GMT
Is the fish man that is currently in the cone of silence Admiral Ackbar? (It's a trap!) And it seems a big coincidence that we have just the right amount for the wizard's lecture.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 12, 2019 14:14:00 GMT
ACTION: Emit Golden Shower of Good on Doc'.
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Post by Stomski on Sept 12, 2019 14:20:45 GMT
GO CASTLE SQUARE LOOK SWEET SELLER
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Post by blueshift on Sept 12, 2019 14:28:35 GMT
GO CASTLE SQUARE LOOK SWEET SELLER You travel back to the Jolly Castle SquareYou look at the Sweet Seller The Sweet Seller is dressed all in pink with a big pink hat over her big pink hair. She gestures to her delicious wares. "One gold each!" she says. "Apart from the secret sweet!" On the stall are: - Raspberry chocolates
- Toffee fudge
- Fruit Salad sweets
- Parma violets
- THE SECRET SWEET (10 gold pieces)
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Post by Benn on Sept 12, 2019 14:42:24 GMT
The other sweets are free then?
TAKE free sweets.
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Post by blueshift on Sept 12, 2019 14:46:34 GMT
The other sweets are free then? TAKE free sweets. You attempt to take the free sweets but become confused because there aren't any. "Are there not free sweets?" you ask "No," the sweet seller says. "I said they are all 1 gold each apart from the secret sweet". "Oh." You say. You secretly cry.
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Post by Stomski on Sept 12, 2019 14:55:46 GMT
LOOK CLOTHES SELLER
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Post by blueshift on Sept 12, 2019 15:07:46 GMT
The clothes seller is a swanky fellow with a swanky selection of wares. He waves at you. "Hello my fine sir. I have never seen anyone as in need of clothes as you! Please browse my goods!" He is currently selling: - A baseball cap that has a foam dalek stalk on it - 3 gold
- A 'My Little Pony: The Movie' t-shirt two sizes too small for you - 1 gold
- A pair of Doctor Who pants with the diamond logo - 1 gold
- A pair of croc shoes - 2 gold
- Trousers made from cheese - 4 gold
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Post by Stomski on Sept 12, 2019 15:30:13 GMT
ASK 'These balloons hanging around, am I allowed to take one?' LISTEN MUSIC LOOK LEADER HOUSE
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Post by blueshift on Sept 12, 2019 15:38:11 GMT
ASK 'These balloons hanging around, am I allowed to take one?' "Hmm", the merchant says. "Well, as the balloons are in public sure, but they are STRUNG FROM EVERY TURRET so you must climb high to get one! Doot doot doot doot poot poot poot doot doot doot It's nice. The house of the castle's lord takes pride of place. It looks like it belongs to a fine fellow, with a big friendly door and golden statues of robed figures on every nook and cranny.
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Post by Stomski on Sept 12, 2019 16:29:03 GMT
LOOK ROBED STATUE
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Post by blueshift on Sept 12, 2019 16:58:04 GMT
The statues are all of the same figure, a tall imposing man in courtly robes and a skullcap.
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Post by Benn on Sept 12, 2019 17:45:32 GMT
Is he a happy jolly man?
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 12, 2019 21:38:10 GMT
As a computer games virgin, can I just declare that I must never play a computer game with Stomski-beat, cos' he is clearly A MACHINE...!!!
......errrm, and why hasn't The Sentry pissed on The Doc' yet...?
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Post by Benn on Sept 12, 2019 21:43:42 GMT
I think you know the answer. Look inside your heeeeaaaaaaaart....
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Post by blueshift on Sept 13, 2019 8:55:18 GMT
The statue of the figure looks very stern
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Post by Benn on Sept 13, 2019 9:05:53 GMT
ASK seller if that'sa statue of the ruler of this land
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Post by blueshift on Sept 13, 2019 9:22:29 GMT
ASK seller if that'sa statue of the ruler of this land The clothes seller looks shocked at your suggestion. "Why no sir, of course not! How can you not know who that statue is of? The wisest lawgiver of all! You're not..." he looks at you suspiciously "from the enemy city, are you?"
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Post by Stomski on Sept 13, 2019 10:30:27 GMT
LOOK PLAYGROUND
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Post by blueshift on Sept 13, 2019 13:47:26 GMT
You look at the playground. You see slides and swings and a climbing frame and all manner of fun things. Lots of little children are playing, watched over by their parents. On top of the climbing frame you see someone has left a badge behind. As you look, a nearby policeman tuts at you. "Only children and accompanying adults in the playground!" he snaps, waving his truncheon.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 13, 2019 21:09:12 GMT
You what. We need to abduct the child in the field to get into the park to get THE BADGE?
Wow Blueshift.
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Post by Stomski on Sept 13, 2019 22:41:49 GMT
How to placate the dog? Maybe we can get a stick from the woods north of the start? Or was there something the sweet seller had? Or give it our severed arm to play fetch with/gnaw on.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 13, 2019 22:57:17 GMT
*sits up*
Hold on, Stom's taking this seriously. Time to get my game face on. I need to review progress so far over the weekend.
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Post by Stomski on Sept 16, 2019 7:37:43 GMT
GO WEST TAKE FLOWERS GO WEST GO NORTH
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Post by blueshift on Sept 16, 2019 9:45:04 GMT
You travel west to the field and pick a delightful yellow flower for your inventory.
Then you do the Stomski Shuffle, going west to the wasteland and then north to the...
TERRIFYING FOREST
You stand outside the forest. You see barely anything through the gnarled trees, and scary sounds of animals echo through the foliage.
A man wearing a cloak made out of old X-Men comic pages stands in front of the forest entrance, brandishing a staff. "Halt!" he says. "What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon and three legs in the evening?"
Directions: <N> North - Inside Forest <S> South - Apocalyptic Wasteland
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Post by Stomski on Sept 16, 2019 10:02:01 GMT
SAY 'A fine riddle sir! The traditional answer is a person, if morning means when they are a baby, afternoon throughout their life and evening representing when they require a walking stick. However, I suspect you have a clever twist on it! Whilst I ponder a further answer should you need it, perhaps a riddle for you! A person leaves his penthouse, taking the lift to the ground floor. Most days when they return they take the lift half way up, before getting out and walking the rest of the way by the stairs - except on days when it's raining when they take the lift all the way. Can you explain this behaviour?'
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Post by Stomski on Sept 16, 2019 10:02:56 GMT
As an aside, I do actually have a signature dance move, but it is dubbed the Stomski Stomp.
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Post by blueshift on Sept 16, 2019 10:07:00 GMT
SAY 'A fine riddle sir! The traditional answer is a person, if morning means when they are a baby, afternoon throughout their life and evening representing when they require a walking stick. However, I suspect you have a clever twist on it! Whilst I ponder a further answer should you need it, perhaps a riddle for you! A person leaves his penthouse, taking the lift to the ground floor. Most days when they return they take the lift half way up, before getting out and walking the rest of the way by the stairs - except on days when it's raining when they take the lift all the way. Can you explain this behaviour?' The man looks at you like you're mad. "What? NO! That wasn't a riddle, I was asking because there's one crawling up your leg!!" You look down and see a horrible forest creature, a rat-sized insect with a shifting number of legs scuttling up your leg. It sinks its teeth into your delicious flesh! You take 2 damage HEALTH26/60
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