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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 22, 2019 20:16:38 GMT
I thought Burns was in that category ALREADY?
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 22, 2019 20:21:07 GMT
I think they think he is harmless.
He hasn't yet got washed naked in an unlocked toilet in the library for instance.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 22, 2019 20:27:14 GMT
I am not a library weirdo! I sometimes use Mrs M's library and always behave myself!!! I use the Heginbottom room.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 22, 2019 20:28:16 GMT
Captain Hook was in there yesterday.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 22, 2019 20:29:03 GMT
Was he now.
I do see the chap who eats his socks at the computers sometimes.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 22, 2019 20:56:47 GMT
He does what?!
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 22, 2019 21:00:24 GMT
True fact: first time I visited Mrs M's library there was a chap slowly eating his socks while looking sinisterly at the computer.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Dec 22, 2019 21:05:05 GMT
True fact: first time I visited Mrs M's library there was a chap slowly eating his socks while looking sinisterly at the computer. -Ralph Was that chap you? |
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 22, 2019 21:05:49 GMT
Were these socks on his feet at the time?
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 22, 2019 21:07:47 GMT
He had taken his socks off and was eating them.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 22, 2019 21:08:09 GMT
True fact: first time I visited Mrs M's library there was a chap slowly eating his socks while looking sinisterly at the computer. -Ralph Was that chap you? No. I was reading comics. -Ralph |
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 22, 2019 21:11:12 GMT
He had taken his socks off and was eating them. -Ralph This news is hard to swallow. |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 22, 2019 21:34:06 GMT
You wouldn't want to put your foot in it.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 23, 2019 14:45:41 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 23, 2019 16:33:12 GMT
Someone is banging drums on Floor Four!!! They must die!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 23, 2019 16:43:42 GMT
library@mmu.ac.uk
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 23, 2019 17:02:27 GMT
DO IT.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 30, 2019 19:00:13 GMT
GROUPS WHO TALK ON FLOOR FOUR NEED TO FUCKING DIE. FLOOR FIVE IS FOR GROUP STUDY.
I WILL END YOU ALL!!!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 30, 2019 19:24:16 GMT
ARSEHOLE CONTENT HIGH THIS EVENING.
Alas, library staff on holiday so nowt can be done. Raging.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 12, 2020 13:08:24 GMT
On Floor Four the toilets have literally been smashed,
Utterly trashed,
Are some people's brains mashed?
Who punches halls in the wall?
Who has the gall?
To deprive those of the Throne Of Power,
Their bowels all-a-glower?
The urinals cracked and broken,
An evil has awoken.
To deprive those of much needed relief,
To many cries of: "Oh good grief!"
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 12, 2020 14:59:45 GMT
I cannot say that the toilets elsewhere are ok
But at Manchester uni they are fine hey.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 17, 2020 16:44:59 GMT
THE TIME IS NOW 4:45PM. THE LIBRARY CLOSES AT 5PM. PLEASE GATHER YOUR THINGS AND MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE EXIT NOW.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 17, 2020 23:35:06 GMT
It takes 15 minutes to walk to the exit?!
That's a fucking big library!
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 18, 2020 7:51:46 GMT
I was based at St Peter's Square for work yesterday so was using the library to type up notes etc.
Yes, it is a very large library.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 22, 2020 22:02:40 GMT
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 22, 2020 22:07:15 GMT
Cheese does not go in books.
However, there is Hub level punnage in those tweets.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 24, 2020 17:35:49 GMT
OH NO!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 24, 2020 17:36:01 GMT
OH FUCK NO!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 24, 2020 17:36:27 GMT
*screams like Edward Woodward in The Wicker Man*
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 24, 2020 17:36:49 GMT
THE PHANTOM WALL SHITTER HAS RETURNED!!!
-Ralph
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