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Post by blueshift on Dec 27, 2019 14:08:30 GMT
You would roast peas? Are you mad?? Roast peas?  |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Dec 27, 2019 14:11:06 GMT
You would roast peas? Are you mad?? Roast peas? It’s the product of M’s twisted imagination, and should have remained there rather than have him inflict it on an unsuspecting world. Martin |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 27, 2019 14:21:49 GMT
A roast without peas??
Martin has inflicted this on us.
And quiche with gravy!
Ultimately I suspect Phil's Mad Theory ideas have corrupted our good and stable friend beyond mere toy madness.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 27, 2019 14:22:08 GMT
I have had roast peas. They go crunchy.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 27, 2019 14:22:47 GMT
You would roast peas? Are you mad?? Roast peas? You must be mad for entertaining such a crazy thought! I never said you should have peas! But a hot quiche is lovely with gravy. Martin QUICHE WITH GRAVY ?? ?? ?? ?? ? ARE YOU MAAAAAD ?? ?? ? -Ralph |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 27, 2019 14:23:12 GMT
When??
1. Roast Peas?
2. You... Peas??
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 27, 2019 14:23:40 GMT
I fear Pinwig has destroyed the Hub.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 27, 2019 14:24:32 GMT
As I have said many times, I will not actively seek out peas but if a meal arrives with them on the plate I will eat them after they are salted.
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Dec 27, 2019 14:26:06 GMT
But of course. Peas are nice, but you don’t roast them, you mad, pea-roasting fool, you! And you’ve been feeding them to poor Ralph, who doesn’t know any better and thinks rolls go ‘on’ sausages... Martin |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Dec 27, 2019 14:28:33 GMT
QUICHE WITH GRAVY? ?? ?? ?? ?? ARE YOU MAAAAAD?? ?? ? A quiche is just a kind of pie with the lid missing. Martin |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 27, 2019 14:52:58 GMT
As I have said many times, I will not actively seek out peas but if a meal arrives with them on the plate I will eat them after they are salted. -Ralph The ONLY acceptable place for peas is in Special Fried Rice or Paella and then only in small quantities |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 27, 2019 14:54:35 GMT
QUICHE WITH GRAVY? ?? No it isn't!!! -Ralph ARE YOU MAAAAAD? ? A quiche is just a kind of pie with the lid missing. Martin No it isn't!!! -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 27, 2019 14:55:25 GMT
As I have said many times, I will not actively seek out peas but if a meal arrives with them on the plate I will eat them after they are salted. -Ralph The ONLY acceptable place for peas is in Special Fried Rice or Paella and then only in small quantities NO! I HATE peas in rice! Drives me INSANE when I order rice and it has peas in it!!! Paella is just sick on a plate. -Ralph |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 27, 2019 14:56:45 GMT
Possibly in a Samosa
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 27, 2019 14:58:17 GMT
A quiche is just a kind of pie with the lid missing. Martin No it isn't!!! -Ralph Unbelievable but Ralph... is right! |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 27, 2019 14:58:34 GMT
QUICHE WITH GRAVY? ?? ?? ?? ?? ARE YOU MAAAAAD?? ?? ? A quiche is just a kind of pie with the lid missing. Martin What a way to go into 2020. |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 27, 2019 14:59:17 GMT
But of course. Peas are nice, but you don’t roast them, you mad, pea-roasting fool, you! And you’ve been feeding them to poor Ralph, who doesn’t know any better and thinks rolls go ‘on’ sausages... Martin Ralph fed himself... hence no peas! I would never roast a pea but serve them often with roast. |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 27, 2019 15:00:14 GMT
A new record! Phil is moving threads as I reply to them!!
Christmas related food comments can now be found in the general food thread and not the Christmas Day containing week thread.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 27, 2019 15:03:45 GMT
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 27, 2019 15:17:28 GMT
HUB QUICHE WAR!
(Thread of the year)
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 27, 2019 15:21:24 GMT
STAY THY HAND, PHILIP. -Hub Leader Ralph |
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 27, 2019 15:28:24 GMT
I feel the need to not open robots to further distinguish myself from him. This naughtiness must not go unnoticed! FortInsertNameHere2002 must not be allowed to get away with this! I never was! Hound him! Hound him! Ralph must infiltrate the residence of the roaster and open all his toys. |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 27, 2019 15:43:15 GMT
I feel the need to not open robots to further distinguish myself from him. This naughtiness must not go unnoticed! FortInsertNameHere2002 must not be allowed to get away with this! I never was! Hound him! Hound him! Ralph must infiltrate the residence of the roaster and open all his toys. I SHALL HELP HIM. -Hub Leader Ralph |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 27, 2019 15:45:54 GMT
Ralph can't even find some toys in his own flat...
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 27, 2019 15:54:29 GMT
I SHALL HELP HIM. -Hub Leader Ralph GOOD MAN. |
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Post by Pinwig on Dec 27, 2019 15:55:42 GMT
Ralph can't even find some toys in his own flat... They've probably snuck outside to sell nucleon to passers by. |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Dec 27, 2019 17:10:22 GMT
I would never roast a pea but serve them often with roast. Aha! _With_ a roast, not as _part_ of a roast. You admit something boiled is not part of a roast. If anything, it's part of a boil! Not a festering boil, for boiled peas are tasty... but they are not an ingredient of a roast! An accompaniment at best. Martin |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 27, 2019 17:19:59 GMT
for boiled peas are tasty... No They're not. See above for when peas are acceptable. And speaking of Samosas, I need a curry soon |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Dec 27, 2019 17:20:48 GMT
Unbelievable but Ralph... is right! Unbelievable indeed, because he isn't. I shall explain. My father has been a vegetarian since childhood, and my grandmother invented a number of tasty vegetarian recipes to make sure he got his protein while others were eating meat. One of them was thick savoury pancakes made of cheese, eggs and plain flour - sort of a cross between a pancake and a cheese omelette. They are delicious with mint sauce, gravy, spuds and veg. Another invention was... THE CHEESE PIE. Shortcrust pastry, six eggs, 400g grated cheese, one chopped onion, herbs and seasoning, cook in oven for best part of an hour - done. My grandmother made it, my mum made it, and I occasionally make it. Again, delicious with gravy, spuds, veg, etc. then delicious cold or reheated with baked beans. I shall be making one for my dad on New Year's Day. Do not mock it, or you are mocking three generations of my family!!! But when I'm feeling lazy, I sometimes buy a cheese and onion quiche, whose ingredients are not unlike those of The Cheese Pie (though its dimensions, particularly height, are puny by comparison). Except it has no pastry lid. But it also works with gravy, spuds, etc. As does a Quiche Lorraine. So there. I never said any pie minus its lid is a quiche, but any quiche with a pastry lid is a pie. If not a pie, what would you call it? Martin |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 27, 2019 17:52:50 GMT
Yes, but THE CHEESE PIE is not a quiche. That is like saying baked potatoes are chips!
-Ralph
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