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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 19, 2007 18:59:16 GMT
About the same as me making 100 and not having done the paperwork for my boss tomorrow.
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Post by gloriana on Dec 19, 2007 19:01:06 GMT
Sounds about right. Poor Ralph must be terribly worried with all this talk about injuries. I would have thought he was quite attached to the Junior Doctor.
Rowan
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 19, 2007 19:03:21 GMT
The Junior Doctor is my best friend.
-Ralph
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Post by gloriana on Dec 19, 2007 19:04:51 GMT
As it should be. Doesn't mean that he won't get it in the neck at some point though.
Rowan
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 19, 2007 19:12:39 GMT
He won't! I will buy special underpants to protect him now!
-Ralph
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Post by gloriana on Dec 19, 2007 19:13:23 GMT
A chastity belt type arrangement? I think I know the name of a couple of shops which might oblige....
Rowan
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 19, 2007 19:19:17 GMT
I shall insure no harm can befall my member!
-Ralph
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Post by gloriana on Dec 19, 2007 19:20:14 GMT
Are you going for an extra hundred postings tonight? Would that get you six stars and a board named after you?
Rowan
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 19, 2007 19:21:52 GMT
I am hoping it gets me a special delivery of sausages.
-Ralph
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Post by gloriana on Dec 19, 2007 19:22:23 GMT
What, replacements in case the wee sausage gets a denting?
Rowan
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 19, 2007 19:23:32 GMT
It's amazing what medical science can do these days.
-Ralph
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Post by gloriana on Dec 19, 2007 19:26:12 GMT
Well it worked for John-Wayne Bobbit. It might work for you.
Rowan
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Dec 19, 2007 19:50:07 GMT
It didn't really work for him all that well. Plenty of amusing tales are around concerning the filming of his porn movie afterwards.
Andy
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 19, 2007 21:26:09 GMT
Ummmmmmmmm..... I once had an incident involving a wire fence, climbing over it and slipping. It's not strctly man parts related but since we've brought the subject of wire fences up..... Back when I was a bit more mobile my then girlfriend and I took a trip to Box Hill to sit out in the sun and admire the view. I do enjoy a good view. We sat down for a rest. Trying to get myself onto my feet I grabbed the wire fence fior support little realising that it was designed to keep something in/out and was in fact electrified. One was propelled a little distance by the charge. |
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 5, 2008 0:57:47 GMT
That's a bad tale. I wince!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 11, 2008 22:08:09 GMT
 NOOOOOOOOOOOO1!!111 -rALPJ |
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 12, 2008 10:26:58 GMT
Oh blimey, what was Doc' up to last night? Is Ratchet required?
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 12, 2008 11:19:36 GMT
Nothing that crazy. I was in the mood to vegetate on the couch with a few beers and a couple of DVD's. Alas, it was too cold to stay in the living room last night so I gave up. Strangely despite only having two beers I felt a bit tipsy for around half an hour. Weird!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 12, 2008 12:35:53 GMT
Ah, it's great when that happens. Tipsyness I mean. Not being cold.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 12, 2008 18:14:47 GMT
Actually I was a bit annoyed as that wasn't my intention on that particular night. This evening, weather permitting, I hope to vegetate on the couch watching tat. This time I have some Sainsburys 'Taste the Difference' cookies with fudge and white chocolate (the most amazing cookies on the planet) and some M&S coca-cola.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 12, 2008 19:33:47 GMT
*Drools, Homer style...*
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 28, 2008 18:02:08 GMT
Ewwwwwwwwwww!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 8, 2008 18:06:22 GMT
So we have 2 nearly identical threads here now
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 9, 2008 13:30:07 GMT
And in both Doc' claims he is a "Cock Doctor". Hmmmm.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 9, 2008 16:49:24 GMT
No no no! I travel through time and space!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 8, 2008 0:20:33 GMT
io AM AND THERE AQRE sixc seroes verons of star trek mr sprock said so he diud1!1
0Raplhb
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 8, 2008 7:26:32 GMT
uh oh, he's at it again.
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Post by legios on Mar 8, 2008 8:14:15 GMT
Indeed he is. I look forward to seeing what state the good Doctor is in later today...
Karl
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 8, 2008 9:04:40 GMT
Damn it.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 8, 2008 9:26:34 GMT
Is Ratchet required to pay a visit? With some brain coolent perhaps?
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