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Post by The Doctor on Dec 18, 2009 23:35:54 GMT
ytOU SEE THE TGHING SI, THE Thinhg is right TRHAT i WENT OUT FOR AS few dfrinks wioyth work coleagues andhave dleft befoire I got heee haaqed abut the tbing is why in edinbujrgh hippies dotbey not give vibnegar it;s all chups and sauce. Darn i I want chips and vuebgara noit chuos and ncsauce bsok this wis hy i ougy vbinbegar fir nsyekf nit jsuyt when nicj is iovwr. it amkea no sewmnce,
-DEa;pajub
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 18, 2009 23:38:00 GMT
Though I will telkkl you what i klike., I ikn GlkSGOW YOU GET 2 DAUAFGES With eyoiur saiuasage sjopoer but iun edibuigfhrghg you get 3 . AHAH AAHB! ,m MAYBE BE AUSXE i AMREGUYKar who sknows ahaha I amth eikxcgtor./
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 18, 2009 23:48:47 GMT
WHy HAVE MY CHIPS RUNB IOUT THIS IS NOT SATIDFFACTORY#12
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Dance1
Dmusic time"!
Gir;s aloud!
-Raslph
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 18, 2009 23:52:22 GMT
I now sueednly feel drunk evenb though I dstoipped drinking a halkf hojur agao AND PRONB ONBLY HAD 4 pijnts!!!
I AM THE DOCTOPR" O AM THNEKAST IOF TGE TIME KLORDS12 I hav tghe ytarduis you jnow!1
I have a multivolouted coat#1 Come on Peri, let us travelk intimne and pacA1
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sPACE DAMN IT1
fdOR am I nto the doctor? KIJ tkinlk IK AM THEAM
0rALPH
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 18, 2009 23:57:08 GMT
Im kjust ortfder shit ogfg ebay!!!!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 18, 2009 23:59:25 GMT
Becauzse the thing iks I am not imnany wAY BOBB IONIS bevahyuaser AI wA RESOPONSIBLE. i LEFT EARLY AND did not drink mnuch you know,
I am,listwenking tkl girls aloud., BEVCused, I am nkt drunbk i am n oltr drunk.
Hello? hello? Is anybody out there.
hell
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-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Dec 19, 2009 0:32:16 GMT
Heh! Splendid!
Burns to the hangover thread on Saturday!!!!
Andy
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 19, 2009 1:48:02 GMT
I really, really hope he left his colleagues behind before he got to this stage.
Give me a txt if you fancy a coffee or three tomorrow mate...
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Post by Benn on Dec 19, 2009 2:01:41 GMT
'tis a brave man who posts in this state. Makes me laugh though, so keep it up!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2009 7:26:54 GMT
I understand his large post count now ;D
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Post by legios on Dec 19, 2009 7:54:13 GMT
Ah yes. I do sense a fine hang-over incubating there...
Karl
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 19, 2009 9:56:03 GMT
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 19, 2009 10:47:54 GMT
He is awake. And in much physical distress.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 19, 2009 11:45:52 GMT
I'm sensing the mixing of the drinks here....
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 19, 2009 11:46:20 GMT
Just in case: Just in case someone has another bout of forgetfullness: Darn it. There was a terrible period this afternoon when I was chucking it from both ends similtaneously. The lesson here, kids, is never mix vodka with wine. -Ralph and for comparison: Never mixing my drinks again. Never. -Ralph I had no ill effects from cider on Tuesday. I did not mix my drinks. See, I have learned my lesson. -Ralph Ugh. Must not follow vodka with copious pints of cider. Must also not have the cider/lager/blackcurrent juice combo. Must also not have chicken pakora. Ugh. Lost all of the morning having to stay in bed, for the slightest movement threatened to bring on Chunder Action. Though sadly my arse exploded later on. -Ralph I was a bit hee-hawed on Saturday. That swine Merrifield took pictures. Somewhat ill later on. Projectile vomiting, the works. I must learn not to mix my drinks. -Ralph I am never mixing my drinks again. Once my bowels have finished punishing me, I'm off to find a deep fried pizza (with batter). It's the only way to cure me. -Ralph |
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Post by blueshift on Dec 19, 2009 11:47:43 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2009 11:50:45 GMT
... and they say that a good drink doesn't harm anyone!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 19, 2009 12:20:16 GMT
He sent me a txt this morning claiming similar intentions again. I give him to New Year at Karl's...
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 19, 2009 14:52:33 GMT
Oh dear.
Oh dear oh dear.
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
Balls.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 19, 2009 14:54:44 GMT
Oh dear.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Dec 19, 2009 15:24:01 GMT
heh heh heh!
Andy
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Dec 20, 2009 15:34:31 GMT
Vodka last night, bottom gone wrong. These smells are evil. Make it stop!
Andy
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Dec 20, 2009 15:39:23 GMT
ytOU SEE THE TGHING SI, THE Thinhg is right TRHAT i WENT OUT FOR AS few dfrinks wioyth work coleagues andhave dleft befoire I got heee haaqed abut the tbing is why in edinbujrgh hippies dotbey not give vibnegar it;s all chups and sauce. Darn i I want chips and vuebgara noit chuos and ncsauce bsok this wis hy i ougy vbinbegar fir nsyekf nit jsuyt when nicj is iovwr. it amkea no sewmnce, -DEa;pajub Translation. You see the thing is, the this is right that I went out for a few drinks with work colleagues and have left before i got hee-hawed. But thing is why in Edinburgh chippies do they not give vinegar. It's all chips and sauce. Darn it I want chips and vinegar and not chips and sauce. This is why I bought vinegar for myself and not just when Nick is over. It makes no sense. |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Dec 20, 2009 15:40:48 GMT
Though I will telkkl you what i klike., I ikn GlkSGOW YOU GET 2 DAUAFGES With eyoiur saiuasage sjopoer but iun edibuigfhrghg you get 3 . AHAH AAHB! ,m MAYBE BE AUSXE i AMREGUYKar who sknows ahaha I amth eikxcgtor./ -Ralph Translation. Though i will tell you what I like. In Glasgow you get 2 sausages with your sausage supper but in Edinburgh you get 3! HA HA HA HA Maybe because I am a regular who knows ahaha I am the Doctor. |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Dec 20, 2009 15:41:27 GMT
Im kjust ortfder shit ogfg ebay!!!! -Ralph Translation. I just ordered shit off ebay!!! |
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Dec 20, 2009 18:16:39 GMT
Im kjust ortfder shit ogfg ebay!!!! -Ralph Translation. I just ordered shit off ebay!!! Ah. You see, the fact that the third word had no 'ed' at the end made me read it as "I must order shit off ebay!!!" But you know Ralph's language better than I. Martin |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Dec 20, 2009 18:28:27 GMT
I am well versed in the drunken typings of Ralph.
I have interpreted many an incoherent txt and email over the years.
Andy
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2009 18:37:39 GMT
Now my turn to translate this unique language. I now sueednly feel drunk evenb though I dstoipped drinking a halkf hojur agao AND PRONB ONBLY HAD 4 pijnts!!! I AM THE DOCTOPR" O AM THNEKAST IOF TGE TIME KLORDS12 I hav tghe ytarduis you jnow!1 I have a multivolouted coat#1 Come on Peri, let us travelk intimne and pacA1 1e sPACE DAMN IT1 fdOR am I nto the doctor? KIJ tkinlk IK AM THEAM 0rALPH TRANSLATION: I now suddenly feel drunk even though I stopped drinking half an hour ago and probably only had 4 pints. I am the Doctor, I am the last of the Time Lords. I have the Tardis you know! I have a multi-coloured coat. Come on Peri, let us travel in time and space. Space damn it! For am I not the Doctor? I think I am the man. |
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Post by karla on Dec 20, 2009 19:31:19 GMT
doctor is love
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 20, 2009 19:50:35 GMT
I'm glad you're all having fun.
-Ralph
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