I ate/drank too much last night and feel like ****

[Philip Ayres]

Good for you. People keep saying I've lost weight. Mum doesn't believe me but I'm needing a smaller belt size now !

[The Doctor]

Don't think it was wise to follow up the double vodkas with mutiple pints of Stella. My sphincter has been turning itself inside out all day. Want to crawl into corner and die.

-Ralp

[The Doctor]

I am deteriorating as the day goes on. So ill. Had to send Nick out for food as if I try to walk I wil die. My shame knows no bounds.

-Ralph

[Philip Ayres]

BOUNCE. Mr Baines to the confession thread please.

[The Doctor]

My head feels very sore. Ugh. Was out drinking from around 4 with some Uni mates.
Want to crawl into hole and die.

I see from my e-mail that apparently I bought the Transformers animated movie adaptation trade at 1am.

I have, however, found some chicken pakora for breakfast.

No more booze for Ralph.

-Ralph

[Shockprowl]

Chicken Pakora, the corner stone of any neutitious breakfast!

[Andy Turnbull]

thedoctor said:

I see from my e-mail that apparently I bought the Transformers animated movie adaptation trade at 1am.

-Ralph

I bloody well told you you would get pished and buy it!!!!!

Andy

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Let's hope he doesn't get pissed again and this time wind up buying anything from Fun Publications.

[The Doctor]

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thedoctor said:

I see from my e-mail that apparently I bought the Transformers animated movie adaptation trade at 1am.

-Ralph

I bloody well told you you would get pished and buy it!!!!!

Andy

I managed not to for longer than expected though!!!!!


And no matter how pished I am, I would not buy a Fun Publications comic!

-Ralph

[The Doctor]

Last day of term 2 of Uni tomorrow. I promise not to mix my drinks.

-Ralph

[Shockprowl]

Ratchet is on standby.

[Andy Turnbull]

Well have a good time tonight Ralph and do avoid the drinks mixing!

Andy

[The Doctor]

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dR0OOOLOKLING IA NOPARONBLEM.]#
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-rZALPH

[kayevcee]

"FRTYHNIBNKO9NGH"? Really?

-Nick

[The Doctor]

=rylphiu FEEEKLFJKIERN2!!!!!1

[The Doctor]

Oh dear.

I did stick to wine but alas did not stick to one kind of wine. Went through several different varieties.

I have a vague memory of chundering mightily at home while 'The Touch' from the TF Animated movie played loudly from the telly.

-Ralph

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It seems like you had the touch and you definetly had the power during that little incident.

[The Doctor]

If only that power could be harnessed for good.

-Ralph

[Gav]

Stayed up till 5am drinking and playing Army Of Two with a mate.

Woke up at 10am with his new kitten meowing in my ear, so i got up to destroy him. I ended up playing with him for two hours and giggling like a schoolgirl at his antics.

[The Doctor]

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Old post 14/01/07 at 02:04 AM Reply #2
What the hll?/? A window just opemned up that had nukbne r numnerds in it"
! I do nopt undeerstand ! AH WEELLLLLlll time fr ed methinks.


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Old post 14/01/07 at 08:07 AM Reply #3

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What the hll?/? A window just opemned up that had nukbne r numnerds in it"
! I do nopt undeerstand ! AH WEELLLLLlll time fr ed methinks.


-Ralpj

Time for Ed indeed! (Or is that Fred?)



Damn those pesky numnerds!



I hope for your sake you don't wake up for a whole day, Ralph, even though that would mean the nasty surprise of waking up on Sunday to find it's Monday. You wouldn't enjoy Sunday very much, I fear...



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No, I'm fine.

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Old post 14/01/07 at 10:59 AM Reply #5

Wow! That's pretty impressive, but I'm delighted to hear it. Hope you have a great Sunday.



Have you figured out what was going on last night with the varf?



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Old post 14/01/07 at 11:39 AM Reply #6
May the varf be with you.
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Old post 14/01/07 at 12:57 PM Reply #7

Use the Varf Ralph, it's your only hope

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I have...I have no idea.

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Old post 15/01/07 at 11:42 AM Reply #9
Just as long as you didn't go on eBay.
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I didn't. Nick has taught me well.

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Old post 15/01/07 at 06:28 PM Reply #11

Varf?

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Who knows. I'd have to transport myself back in time and have a few pints to figure it out. Perhaps it could be a new Hub expression for 'pished'.

-Ralph

[kayevcee]

Ahhh. The varf is evidently something to do with the scrollbar. You got ratted, accidentally shifted the edge of the Hub window and since the whole page wasn't displayed the scroll bar appeared.

Or it's something else entirely. We may never know.

-Nick

[The Doctor]

It's the best guess we've ever had.

-Ralph

[The Doctor]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rum tatumtatum ta tum! Awumpa wumpa wumpa woo! Funwahoonaahahahaha waaahwyyyyyyy!

Wahey awumpa wumpa hey!

TA DUM!

-Ralph

[Gav]

HE'S RIGHT!

[Philip Ayres]

I told you not to mix your drinks.

[The Doctor]

I'm only on Marks and Sparks cola!

-Ralph

[elliotthopkins]

Channelling for Ralph, commencing now...

[KoshNaranek]

You lads distract him while I hide that M&S cola.

- Tony

[The Doctor]

It's good stuff. It may be the God of coke. I can't get enough.

-Ralph

[kayevcee]

I thought Santa Claus was the God of Coke. Or possibly Marty McFly.

-Nick