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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 31, 2007 15:53:47 GMT
The ad bot suggests the following to me :
"workplace alcohol tester"
"are you sick or stupid?"
"stop drinking alcohol"
"you can quit drinking!"
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Post by Gav on Dec 31, 2007 17:13:04 GMT
Please expect me here tomorrow.
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Post by Shockprowl on Dec 31, 2007 22:36:53 GMT
Ooooh, sorry Cullen, that sounds like a bad one.
I've drunk my body weight in booze over the last week. Dear God I've drunk alot. Haven't suffered from it though, 'cos I paced myself. you know, started at 1500ish (yeah ok, 1400) with a few ales, then onto the wine after Piglet's gone to bed, then finishing off on Port! Only one morning, be the 29th 'cos it was my mate's birthday the night before, that I felt a bit 'over-tired' due to seven pints of real-ale down the locoal. Drunk so much that tonight, on a work-enforced dry night, I think I've got the shakes man! Lack of the booze! Famous Jan' Detox coming up me thinks!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 31, 2007 23:01:49 GMT
Ian: You're newish here. That's minor compared to some of John's previous experiences with the bottle.
Someone *please* tell me the tale of the bucket of prawns and the premium strength stuff is preserved somewhere
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 1, 2008 0:47:30 GMT
?! My mind boggles!!!!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 1, 2008 10:31:48 GMT
The Gist of it is John went out to a seafood restraunt and had a bucket of prawns accompanied by some wazzo strength lager. John felt unwell on the way home and chundered outside Witton Library and then at various other points during the night and the next morning.
But these stories are always funnier when John's telling them.
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Post by panderson on Jan 1, 2008 12:12:03 GMT
at around midday New Years was on rhe way to suck city after my drinking bodies cried off due to illness so went out in the new town myself
Cracking night, ended up metting with a work mate and her bf...and her other friend, she was nice
much merriement was had and not actually been to sleep yet despite drinking close to a bottle of JD - joy
Just can't remember if I gave new female friend my number...I hope I did
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Post by elliotthopkins on Jan 1, 2008 13:32:53 GMT
The JC tale about seafood and chundering involved the Belgian restaurant in Covent Garden called Belgo and some wine % beer served in a champagne bottle drunk with a bucket of some shelled seafood, possibly mussels.
One of my favorite Hub stories.
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Post by Gav on Jan 1, 2008 14:40:17 GMT
I'M ALRIGHT! I'M OKAY!
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 2, 2008 18:22:26 GMT
Was pretty restrained drinks-wise at Hogmanay due to feeling the effects of tail-end* of Space Lurgy so I have no amusing drunken tales.
-Ralph
*Hopefully.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 3, 2008 11:07:46 GMT
Mr. Cullen certainly is a legend in his own lunch-time!
How did you survive the dreaded hang-over beast, Gav? What's the secret?
Shockprowl has begun his de-tox! Yes the de-tox that everyone says they're gunna do in Jan. One day in, all ok. The no booze shakes almost gone. I'm not giving up booze entirely, just dramatically cutting back. ie not drinking every smegging night! Gotta do it, I could actually feel my liver hardening over crimbo.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 7, 2008 21:03:43 GMT
Bounce. just in case.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 7, 2008 21:05:22 GMT
with special ref to post 2 on Page 1
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Post by Cullen on Feb 8, 2008 22:54:52 GMT
James O is out with Paul Wright. I'm getting some very strange and graphic texts from James. I'm not entirely sure what they are doing but it sounds like Paul will need a long hot shower afterwards. And to possibly scrub off his entire top layer of skin.
Also had a text from Paul describing James and 'cunted'. I look forward to James' posts tomorrow!
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 8, 2008 22:59:14 GMT
Sounds like one to watch!
-Ralph
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Post by Cullen on Feb 8, 2008 23:00:55 GMT
The JC tale about seafood and chundering involved the Belgian restaurant in Covent Garden called Belgo and some wine % beer served in a champagne bottle drunk with a bucket of some shelled seafood, possibly mussels. One of my favorite Hub stories. Man I wish I'd saved that one. Kastel Blonde the beer was - 11.5%. I think my favourite part of the story was seeing the pile of what was obviously mussels outside Whitton Library the following morning. Somehow despite my god awful hangover I felt a tinge of ill-placed pride when I saw that. Like what a dog must feel upon smelling his own piss on a lamppost, one would imagine. If the dog went to a Belgian restaurant the night before. And drank double-wife-beating strength lager. |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 9, 2008 12:58:24 GMT
I wet myself every time I heard it !
Been off the sauce for a bit have you John ?
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Post by jameso on Feb 9, 2008 13:20:44 GMT
James O is out with Paul Wright. I'm getting some very strange and graphic texts from James. I'm not entirely sure what they are doing but it sounds like Paul will need a long hot shower afterwards. And to possibly scrub off his entire top layer of skin. Also had a text from Paul describing James and 'cunted'. I look forward to James' posts tomorrow! Heh! I tried to engage Mark S in drunk text shenanigans too, but only John bit.  |
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Post by BigUnit on Feb 10, 2008 23:22:22 GMT
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Post by Gav on Feb 11, 2008 8:43:24 GMT
Oh man, Sunday was a terrible day.
On Saturday night, we polished off several beers, and then moved on to the Vodkas. I got home around 4pm Sunday afternoon and was completely hungover. Luckily, my mate's house is right next to a burger van so we bought about 12 rolls and sausage/bacon between us.
Ugh. I'm never....I'm never mixing my drinks again.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 11, 2008 10:34:29 GMT
Paging Dr Phil!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 11, 2008 10:47:21 GMT
See Page 1.
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Post by grahamthomson on Feb 11, 2008 11:00:40 GMT
Ugh. I'm never....I'm never mixing my drinks again. That phrase is so common here, it's like spam. |
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Post by Cullen on Feb 12, 2008 10:56:46 GMT
I like the one with the young lady rubbing her arse up against Jimmy O and him looking totally unimpressed. Also James doesn't look that pissed. Where these photos before or after his drunk texting? |
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Post by Jaymz on Feb 12, 2008 23:13:12 GMT
I like the one with the young lady rubbing her arse up against Jimmy O and him looking totally unimpressed. Also James doesn't look that pissed. Where these photos before or after his drunk texting? After. He knocked back about 6 or 7 pints too quickly. Got a bit drunk, texted you, then had a rest. He was getting another drink from paulwright when I left the pub. |
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Post by jameso on Feb 13, 2008 0:29:48 GMT
Upon closer inspection of John's post, he seems to be calling me a light weight homosexual!
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Post by grahamthomson on Feb 13, 2008 8:47:45 GMT
Actually you look to have lost a lot of weight in those photos since the last time I've seen you at AA06.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 13, 2008 10:27:47 GMT
Yes indeed. I have never seen Tons so, er, less than Tons.
-Ralph
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Post by Cullen on Feb 13, 2008 10:31:10 GMT
Upon closer inspection of John's post, he seems to be calling me a light weight homosexual! Rumbled! |
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Post by jameso on Feb 13, 2008 12:17:31 GMT
Yeah, I have lost a few pounds. Thanks for noticing!
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