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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 6, 2019 11:35:19 GMT
Asher Knight will save you!
...soon as I remember who I am and who this bloody baby belongs to.
-Lt. Asher Knight, Delta Force Daddy
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Post by The Huff on Jul 6, 2019 14:09:26 GMT
There are a lack of photos in this thread I notice.
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Post by Shockprowl on Jul 6, 2019 17:12:49 GMT
I... I can't remember how to work a camera....
BUT I CAN REMEMBER HOW TO FIRE A GUN!!!
BLAM BLAM! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!
Fuck you, Jason Bourne.
-Lt. Asher Knight, Delta Force Daddy
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 6, 2019 23:00:21 GMT
Giant fucking spider in hotel room!!! One of the really big fuckers!!! An active bugger!!! An active bugger!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 6, 2019 23:17:12 GMT
So we're learning here that Milton Keynes is full of spiders. Or Ralph is seeing things.
I thought it was Sheffield that was supposed to be full of spiders.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 7, 2019 7:07:06 GMT
The House of M is also full of spiders. Both wild and domesticated. There was a tense doorstep confrontation a couple of weeks ago for example.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 7, 2019 7:38:16 GMT
Don't remind me!!!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 7, 2019 10:07:18 GMT
Ordering a hot chocolate in MK Costa and a bloody spider ran down my arm!!!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 7, 2019 12:28:32 GMT
ARRGHHH!!! On the way to MK train station and I walked into a giant web!!!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 2, 2019 22:46:45 GMT
ARGH ONE OF THE BASTARDS WAS RUNNING AROUND ON THE RIM OF THE THRONE!!! MY GREATEST FEAR!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 2, 2019 22:57:43 GMT
His brother will be waiting to kick you in bed too.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 27, 2020 19:36:54 GMT
GIANT BASTARD RAN AT ME IN THE KITCHEN!!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 27, 2020 20:35:55 GMT
Hang on, hang on, hang on. How exactly did this spider punch you? They don't have arms. It punched with its legs! -Ralph There's comedy gold in this thread. |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Apr 27, 2020 20:53:22 GMT
GIANT BASTARD RAN AT ME IN THE KITCHEN!!!! -Ralph 'Giant'. Must have been the big girl's blouse it was wearing. |
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Post by The Doctor on May 12, 2020 10:13:23 GMT
IT TRIED TO LEAP AT ME FROM THE CEILING WHILE I WAS ON THE COUCH!
IT HAS GONE OUTSIDE AND STOLEN THE SPECIAL GLASS!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on May 31, 2020 16:59:58 GMT
A spider ran down my head and jumped on to my lap when I was eating dinner!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 31, 2020 17:22:47 GMT
You were, err, it was obviously a good dinner!
It's summer time. Not unusual to find them everywhere and active in this sort of weather.
Just remember you are both on the same team working to keep the bugs down.
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Post by Pinwig on May 31, 2020 17:27:53 GMT
DO NOT GIVE THE SPIDER YOUR CAN OF RAID.
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Post by The Doctor on May 31, 2020 17:32:24 GMT
My aim with Raid improves by the day.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on May 31, 2020 18:04:59 GMT
I wonder if Raid in aerosol form in the environment is killing your stick insects.
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Post by The Doctor on May 31, 2020 18:15:58 GMT
Nope. The stick insect fatalities happened before there was a can of Raid in the flat.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 22, 2020 19:33:18 GMT
A GIANT FUCNING SPIDER CAME AT ME WHILE I WAS ON THE THRONE! IT RAN UP THE FUCKING THRONE AND MADE A DASH FOR MY LOO ROLL AS I REACHED FOR IT!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jun 22, 2020 20:56:09 GMT
How are we defining giant here?
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jun 22, 2020 20:59:32 GMT
I wouldn't even call mine giant.
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Post by Pinwig on Jun 22, 2020 21:01:43 GMT
I'm not accepting giant unless we're talking Metebelis 3.
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 22, 2020 21:44:48 GMT
Jen can verify the size of my toilet beast!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jun 22, 2020 22:25:05 GMT
Yes but what about the spider?
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Post by Shockprowl on Jun 24, 2020 6:35:26 GMT
*sniggers*
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 28, 2020 8:30:06 GMT
Another spider attack while I was on the throne!!! And on a Sunday morning too!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jun 29, 2020 1:10:25 GMT
Nonsense. You should talk to someone about your need to cast yourself at the centre of the lives of your live-in spiders.
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