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Post by The Doctor on Oct 3, 2018 16:06:09 GMT
BUT SPIDERS AREN'T HUMAN.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 3, 2018 20:21:07 GMT
I didn't say they were.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 4, 2018 7:54:03 GMT
Hence why they plan Mankind's destruction.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 4, 2018 8:59:30 GMT
We are the young upstarts here.
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 4, 2018 12:03:01 GMT
Hence why the spiders plan our downfall. They want their planet back!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 4, 2018 20:36:33 GMT
They are beyond such petty malevolence.
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Post by manmiles on Oct 4, 2018 20:46:29 GMT
ALL-PRAISE TO THE GREAT ONE!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 16, 2019 17:58:32 GMT
While I was Ruling In Power this afternoon, a spider leapt down from the ceiling and punched me on my right ear!!! While I tried to bat it away it jumped and punched me on the left ear! I screamed a bit. I flicked it off to some unknown corner. I can't find it now.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 16, 2019 18:02:58 GMT
Did you unintentionally Floor 5 your bathroom?
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 16, 2019 18:10:09 GMT
While I was Ruling In Power this afternoon, a spider leapt down from the ceiling and punched me on my right ear!!! While I tried to bat it away it jumped and punched me on the left ear! I screamed a bit. I flicked it off to some unknown corner. I can't find it now. -Ralph How do you know it was a spider? |
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 16, 2019 18:13:33 GMT
I saw it!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 16, 2019 18:15:42 GMT
In your ear?? I find your grasp of human biology let alone species identification worrying at best!
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 16, 2019 18:16:32 GMT
I saw it when I was fighting with it!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 16, 2019 18:18:22 GMT
Really? But then you claim it 'vanished'... Was it ever really there??
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 16, 2019 18:19:21 GMT
It was!!! I don't flail at imaginary creatures upon the throne!
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 16, 2019 18:25:48 GMT
I notice you have not yet answered the more pressing query.
Did you unintentionally Floor 5 your bathroom as a result of the spider incident?
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 16, 2019 18:26:00 GMT
Mrs M is worried about the amount of you spiders that you claim to encounter in your flat.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 16, 2019 18:29:33 GMT
I notice you have not yet answered the more pressing query. Did you unintentionally Floor 5 your bathroom as a result of the spider incident? I did not, though it was a close call. -Ralph |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 16, 2019 18:31:15 GMT
Mrs M is worried about the amount of you spiders that you claim to encounter in your flat. Seen several while I've been there. It's not out of the ordinary, there are loads at mine, but as they don't bother me, I just safely get them out of the house. |
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 16, 2019 19:05:17 GMT
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
How exactly did this spider punch you? They don't have arms.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Mar 16, 2019 19:12:51 GMT
How exactly did this spider punch you? They don't have arms.  Martin |
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Post by Pinwig on Mar 16, 2019 20:05:20 GMT
Ralph has been attacked by a Battle Beast!!!!
This has all kinds of implications!
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 16, 2019 21:08:39 GMT
Hang on, hang on, hang on. How exactly did this spider punch you? They don't have arms. It punched with its legs! -Ralph |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Mar 16, 2019 21:16:33 GMT
That would be a kick then.
Your story spreading irrational fear of spiders crumbles! Like a used dried tissue that has been through a washing machine!
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 16, 2019 21:19:34 GMT
Felt like a punch!
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 19, 2019 22:55:44 GMT
Did it leave a mark?
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 19, 2019 22:58:06 GMT
Doc'...
THEY WANT TO EAT YOUR BRAIN VIA YOUR BUM-HOLE!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 20, 2019 7:54:11 GMT
Spider is hanging out near the bin this morning. FFS.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 6, 2019 9:12:59 GMT
One jumped at me in a hotel room! The attack came from above! I tried to get it but it ran away!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 6, 2019 9:44:02 GMT
ARGH! Sat on a bench and one ran across my hand! Tried to flick it away and it jumped on to my jacket! I think it's gone in a pocket!!!
-Ralph
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