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Post by The Doctor on Jul 4, 2020 9:13:52 GMT
FOURTH spider attack in a fortnight while I was on the throne!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 4, 2020 9:14:58 GMT
Please describe how this was an 'attack'.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 4, 2020 9:17:09 GMT
They always run at the throne! Never anywhere else in the bathroom!!!
I had to take my trousers off first because I knew one was in there who had escaped. If I know a spider is in the bathroom I cannot sit down with trousers on. It could go in them.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 4, 2020 9:18:43 GMT
Ralph's life is a really a Whizzer and Chips comic strip, isn't it.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 4, 2020 9:20:00 GMT
Can't wait to discover what happens when he discovers they're just as likely to go in his hair, shirt or pants as his trousers.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jul 4, 2020 9:23:58 GMT
I bet the spiders never bother Action Master Megatron when he's on his search and destroy jet throne.
Martin
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 4, 2020 9:28:46 GMT
What if while your trousers are left unguarded elsewhere a spider creeps into them and sets up a nest?
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 4, 2020 11:37:25 GMT
The trousers are left on the bed.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 4, 2020 22:43:42 GMT
Unguarded.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 4, 2020 22:43:52 GMT
Warm.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jul 4, 2020 22:44:03 GMT
Inviting...
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 26, 2020 22:01:53 GMT
I move house on Sunday. I have been informed a giant spider lives under the outside stairs called Graham. There is a giant spider called Empress Octavia which I am told is free roaming!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Aug 26, 2020 22:09:47 GMT
I've never heard of stairs having names before. I think I shall call my stairs Sigmund.
Martin
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 26, 2020 22:16:36 GMT
I have named parts of the house. The house is Moonbase Alpha. The shed is Steelhaven. The back garden is Risa. What will be the OU study/toy storage area will be The Ready Room. The driveway is called Spacedock. The parcel box is called Sisko.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 26, 2020 22:24:26 GMT
It's a nice garden, but not exactly Risa.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 26, 2020 22:26:33 GMT
IT IS!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 26, 2020 22:29:42 GMT
I have never seen nearly naked ladies in it. Now an old man reading a book.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 26, 2020 22:30:39 GMT
Just you wait until I get the BBQ set up and meeting people outside is allowed again.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 26, 2020 22:39:58 GMT
I've never heard of stairs having names before. I think I shall call my stairs Sigmund. Martin That's a bit Freudian. |
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Post by The Doctor on Oct 8, 2020 9:10:32 GMT
I was attacked by a spider while shaving this morning!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Oct 8, 2020 10:00:40 GMT
Nonsense.
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Post by The Huff on Oct 18, 2020 18:55:09 GMT
I have a pet spider now living above my desk. She(?) has been there for over a week now and so far I've let it be. She's not really doing anything to harm me. Comes in and out from behind the heating pipe to say hello. Getting bigger though. I can almost see her eyes.
If I could post pictures more easily on this forum, I would share a photo for your pleasure.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 9, 2020 11:59:43 GMT
There's one in the work loo.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 16, 2020 7:14:09 GMT
SPIDER ON THE TOILET SEAT!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 16, 2020 7:35:49 GMT
Flick it off.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 16, 2020 8:04:52 GMT
This is why I ALWAYS check The Throne before I mount it.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Nov 16, 2020 9:21:42 GMT
Your concern for not squashing spiders does you credit.
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 16, 2020 9:23:30 GMT
I feel someone needs to say something about this advice. But not me. Llama, perhaps. |
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Post by Pinwig on Nov 16, 2020 21:26:47 GMT
RUDE.
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 16, 2020 23:14:06 GMT
I know, right?! I was shocked.
Llama won't let us down though.
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