The Huff
Thunderjet
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Post by The Huff on Nov 19, 2020 7:54:33 GMT
Sad news. The pet spider living above my desk has died in the night.
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 19, 2020 18:34:33 GMT
NOOOO!
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 9, 2021 21:41:31 GMT
THERE'S A GIANT SPIDER LOOSE DOWNSTAIRS!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Mar 9, 2021 22:05:43 GMT
Feed it your soul.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 9, 2021 22:17:03 GMT
I've had to go upstairs to watch Thunderbirds.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Mar 12, 2021 22:15:32 GMT
That's a shame.
Watching Thunderbirds, I mean.
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Post by HeliumAudio on Mar 13, 2021 6:16:14 GMT
The point should've been what the spider is like instead of if there is one.
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 18, 2021 22:38:16 GMT
I HAD JUST FINISHED JUSTICE LEAGUE WHEN A BASTARD RAN AT ME!!!
I tried to get it but it got away! It's either now in the office where I study, the bedroom or the toilet!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Mar 18, 2021 23:03:35 GMT
So that's the three rooms Ralph uses most....
The book is open on which room it is!
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 19, 2021 18:59:25 GMT
IT CAME DOWN FROM THE CEILING ON A WEB ON A DIRECT COURSE FOR MY WANG WHILE I WAS HAVING A PEE!!!!!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Mar 19, 2021 19:04:00 GMT
I WAS IN MID-FLOW!!! HANDS ON THE TILLER!!!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on May 31, 2021 21:28:59 GMT
I WENT TO CLOSE THE CURTAINS AND A GIANT BASTARD TRIED TO JUMP ON MY PILLOW!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on May 31, 2021 21:57:47 GMT
Ralph continuing to refine his click-bait headlines I see...
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Post by Pinwig on May 31, 2021 21:58:42 GMT
YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT INCY-WINCY LOOKS LIKE NOW!
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Post by The Doctor on May 31, 2021 22:02:21 GMT
I had to phone Jen to come upstairs with the spider glass.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on May 31, 2021 22:15:10 GMT
Did she not hear you screaming then?
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Post by The Doctor on May 31, 2021 22:37:24 GMT
Ralph did not scream.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jun 12, 2021 8:07:02 GMT
Did he whimper and cry?
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 12, 2021 8:38:38 GMT
A giant bastard was on the ceiling above the couch last night. I got it.
-Ralph
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Stomski
Fusilateral Quintro Combiner
YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH!! But don't worry. It won't happen again.
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Post by Stomski on Jun 21, 2021 9:40:48 GMT
If we're scared by the toilet of the spiders, how do we feel about the loft of the rodents?
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 21, 2021 9:58:26 GMT
Fine.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 21, 2021 21:02:57 GMT
I have been BETRAYED.
SOMEONE has been SECRETLY HARBOURING A SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM FOR QUITE SOME TIME!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jun 21, 2021 21:20:06 GMT
Does this mean the wedding's off?
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The Huff
Thunderjet
Hufferlover
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Post by The Huff on Aug 18, 2021 15:34:30 GMT
Had a spider run along the carpet last night. Put up a good chase as I tried to safely catch him/her. It ran under my coffee table. So as I pulled it out to place the customary pint glass over him/her the helpful fellow had actually found my Kingdom Huffer's shield/claw that I had been missing for ages. So that must have ben his/her intent all along.
So be nice to spiders.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 27, 2021 21:15:10 GMT
ANNIHILATED four spiders on entry to holiday accomodation.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 27, 2021 21:39:09 GMT
EIGHT. Get to fuck ye spawn of Satan!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 27, 2021 23:06:32 GMT
Bob arranged a welcoming committee!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Aug 27, 2021 23:06:52 GMT
EIGHT. Get to fuck ye spawn of Satan! -Ralph Can you beat that tally on Saturday? |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 30, 2021 16:28:26 GMT
Four Saturday, four Sunday. Today a big mummy spider carrying a GIANT EGG SAC was evicted.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 31, 2021 17:35:13 GMT
Three today.
-Ralph
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