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Post by The Doctor on Aug 31, 2021 17:40:16 GMT
Four.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 31, 2021 18:37:03 GMT
Well I think it's safe to say that the Doctor will never go on honeymoon again...
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 1, 2021 22:41:00 GMT
One.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 2, 2021 18:39:36 GMT
SOMEONE used the G1 Galvatron instruction booklet to catch a spider!!!
*screams*
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 2, 2021 19:40:58 GMT
Divorce.
Edit: Actually, it's a Movie character- CARRY ON!
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 2, 2021 21:35:07 GMT
*makes Galvatron honking noises at shockers for six hours*
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 2, 2021 21:53:44 GMT
Six hours?! Well, it couldn't be worse than that time you made me listen to your ENTIRE acceptence speech for the 'Best dressed teacher award, 2017'.
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 3, 2021 21:10:57 GMT
I gave you the edited version you ungrateful bastard.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 3, 2021 21:42:51 GMT
That....
THAT WAS THE EDiTED VERSION?!?!?!
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 3, 2021 22:08:10 GMT
I was being kind!
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 3, 2021 22:13:22 GMT
So.... My god.....
WHAT WAS YOUR 2018 ACCEPTENCE SPEECH LIKE?!?!
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Post by Pinwig on Sept 3, 2021 22:19:02 GMT
It didn't go down so well. I chanced using it as a platform to extol the virtues of parmesan cheese but the audience want interested.
So I kicked them in the face.
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Post by Shockprowl on Sept 3, 2021 22:23:24 GMT
Excellent.
And that probably helped with your 2019 success in the 'Most Action-packed Teacher Award' category....! I'd always wondered how you'd nailed that one. There's not many that 'cross-category'.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 30, 2022 10:55:31 GMT
I encountered this chap in London   |
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 30, 2022 21:24:56 GMT
Should this be merged with the TOILET OF THE SPIDERS thread?
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 30, 2022 21:56:00 GMT
Probably
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 30, 2022 22:02:03 GMT
A wall is not a toilet!
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 30, 2022 22:27:34 GMT
Plenty of toilets have a wall.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 30, 2022 22:36:32 GMT
That wall is just outside the Loo at Mum's |
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 30, 2022 22:46:20 GMT
Outside the Toilet of the Spiders.
The sequel.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 22, 2023 7:21:55 GMT
I opened the loo seat this morning...AND RUNNING AROUND ON THE RIM WAS A BLOOODY SPIDER!!!!
This is why I ALWAYS check a loo for spiders before sitting down!!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 22, 2023 7:59:24 GMT
It is good that you don't want to bust a spider by squashing it with your bum. You are a kind man.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 22, 2023 8:31:05 GMT
I don't want a spider up my bum!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 22, 2023 8:37:30 GMT
On that I think we can all agree.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 22, 2023 10:57:16 GMT
I don't want a spider up my bum!!! -Ralph Why would it go up your bum?? |
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 22, 2023 22:29:39 GMT
They go up holes!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 23, 2023 6:49:38 GMT
Your bum is not a hole. See a doctor if so!!
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 23, 2023 8:24:27 GMT
Then how does poop get out, hmmm?
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 23, 2023 13:26:21 GMT
The muscles involved alternatively relax and contract pushing the blob of poo through the passage, but never leaving an open channel or hole that is not sealed by either exiting poo or reconstricted muscles.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 23, 2023 14:47:43 GMT
But there must be a hole.
-Ralph
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