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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Aug 23, 2023 15:30:03 GMT
But there must be a hole. Yes, otherwise how do the spiders get in? Martin
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 23, 2023 15:44:01 GMT
There is a hole but it remains closed and/or full until needed. Certainly not open for spiders to crawl into even *if* they had any reason to do so.
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Post by legios on Aug 23, 2023 16:37:38 GMT
But there must be a hole. -Ralph There is only a hole when this is required by your body for something to pass through. The muscles of the bowl contract to form such a hole, it is not there all the time. (The Bowel is an active organ which is always doing stuff, not a hollow tube through your lower torso) Karl
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 23, 2023 22:22:25 GMT
I am not risking a spider scooting in between muscle movements!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 24, 2023 6:54:46 GMT
Why would a spider go up your bum? Is this something someone told you the TV detector van people threatened someone with?
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 24, 2023 6:57:53 GMT
Bugs crawl into holes! It's what they do!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 24, 2023 6:59:02 GMT
Your bum is not a hole.
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Post by The Doctor on Aug 24, 2023 7:01:31 GMT
Yes it is!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Aug 24, 2023 7:38:50 GMT
And thus was science defeated.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 24, 2023 15:05:18 GMT
Climate change denial in the Republican party, China halts Japanese seafood sales based on nonsense and now this on the Hub.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Aug 24, 2023 15:05:45 GMT
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Aug 24, 2023 15:41:57 GMT
hole /0həʊl/ noun¹. OE. [ORIGIN Old English hol (repr. inflected forms with lengthened vowel) = Old Norse hol, orig. use as noun of neut. sing. of hol holl adjective = Old Frisian, Old Saxon, Middle Dutch & Modern Dutch, Old High German hol (German hohl), Old Norse holr, from Germanic base repr. by Old High German hulī, German Höhle, Old English hylu, Old Norse hola hollow, hole, hylr deep place, pool, ult. from Indo-European base meaning ‘cover, conceal’: see hele verb. Rel. also to hell noun, helm noun¹, hold noun³, holl noun, hollow noun¹, howe noun².]
► I A hollow place, a cavity.
1 An empty place or cavity in a solid body or in the ground; a pit; a cave; a deep place in a pond, stream, etc.; spec. an animal's den or burrow. OE. ▸ b A deep hollow in the surface of the body, as an eye socket. ME.
Day Lewis I came to know…the holes and corners, where each of them deposited her eggs. Jonathan Miller If you poke your tongue into a hole in…your teeth, the hole feels enormous. B. Emecheta Mendoza has seen to it that you have more water holes.
2 ▸ a A secret place; a hiding place. obsolete exc. in priest's hole s.v. priest. ME. ▸ b A dungeon, a prison cell; esp. a cell used for solitary confinement. M16. ▸ c A small, unpleasant, dreary or dingy place. E17.
(c) P. Bowles Dahar's a filthy hole. S. Middleton Nobody would want to live in a dead-and-alive hole like this.
3 ▸ a A valley. Chiefly in place names. ME. ▸ b A small bay, a cove. Scot. & US. M17.
4 The hold of a ship. (Earlier as holl noun 2.) Now rare. L15.
5 A cavity into which a ball etc. must be got in various games, esp. golf; each of the pockets of a billiard table or pool table. L16.
6 Golf. Each of the divisions of a course from each tee to each green; the play on this; a point scored by a player driving the ball from one hole to another with the fewest strokes. M18.
7 An awkward situation, a fix, a scrape. colloq. M18.
B. Bainbridge You got me out of a hole…I'm very grateful.
8 Chess. A square no longer protected by a defender's pawns and so easily available to attacking pieces. L19.
9 Physics. A position from which an electron is absent, esp. in an energy band in a crystal lattice; such a vacancy regarded as a mobile carrier of a positive charge. E20.
► II A perforation, an opening, etc.
10 An aperture passing through something; an opening, a perforation. OE.
G. Orwell Large, dirty toes were sticking out of the holes in his socks.
11 The orifice of an organ or part of the body; spec. (slang) the mouth, the anus, the vagina; transf. sexual intercourse. ME.
L. Cohen Don't give me all this diamond shit, shove it up your occult hole. T. Parker I never thought the day'd come when I'd pass by a chance to have a bit of hole.
Phrases: a round peg in a square hole, a square peg in a round hole: see peg noun¹. black hole: see black adjective. burn a hole in one's pocket: see burn verb 9b. hole in the heart a congenital defect in the heart membrane. hole in one Golf a first shot from the tee that enters the hole. hole in the wall (a) a small dingy place; esp. a business or (US) a place where alcoholic drinks are sold illegally; (b) an automatic cash dispenser installed in the outside wall of a bank. in holes worn so much that holes have formed. in the hole in debt. make a hole in use a large amount of. make a hole in the water commit suicide by drowning. need like a hole in the head have no need or desire at all for (something). pick holes in find fault with. the hole slang solitary confinement; (see also in the hole above). toad in the hole: see toad 1. white hole: see white adjective.
Comb.: hole-and-corner adjective secret; underhand; hole card in stud poker, a card which has been dealt face down; hole-proof adjective (of a material) treated so as to be resistant to wear; hole punch a device for piercing a hole or holes, esp. one for punching holes in paper so as to allow for filing or binding; hole saw = crown saw s.v. crown noun.
Martin
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 22, 2024 20:05:35 GMT
A big fucker ran at me when I was mid-stream!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jan 22, 2024 22:00:00 GMT
Just wants to be friends.
Or take revenge on you for throwing his mother out into the cold.
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Jan 23, 2024 4:22:50 GMT
Just wants to be friends. Or take revenge on you for throwing his mother out into the cold. Or pretend to be friends and then take revenge on you when you're not paying attention. Martin
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 23, 2024 8:12:03 GMT
That will not help Ralph learn to trust his eight legged friends!
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 16, 2024 22:15:42 GMT
A PINK SPIDER JUST RAN AT ME IN BED!!!
IN BED!!!
RIGHT NEXT TO MY PILLOW!!!
MY WORST FEAR!!!!
IT IS GONE NOW TO THE GRAVE!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 17, 2024 8:06:59 GMT
What if Naomi ran at you wanting a hug too?? 😮🙁
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 17, 2024 8:08:00 GMT
Also is this related to cutting your ear and toe? It must have been some battle.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 17, 2024 9:28:11 GMT
No, I did that when running.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 29, 2024 16:35:49 GMT
THE PREVIOUSLY MISB UNIVERSE 2.0 DREADWIND BOX HAD BEEN LIVED IN BY SPIDERS!!!
WORST FUCKING FEAR! MOST FRIGHTENING UNBOXING EVER!!!
I HAD TO WIPE SPIDER POO OFF IT!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 29, 2024 17:49:35 GMT
Spider poo? Nonsense.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 29, 2024 18:53:40 GMT
Spider poo is real!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 29, 2024 18:55:44 GMT
Which other sealed Toy boxes contain a special spider surprise?
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 29, 2024 18:57:03 GMT
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 29, 2024 18:57:30 GMT
Which other sealed Toy boxes contain a special spider surprise? Must have got in via the 'try me' hole. -Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 29, 2024 19:41:20 GMT
THE PREVIOUSLY MISB UNIVERSE 2.0 DREADWIND BOX HAD BEEN LIVED IN BY SPIDERS!!! WORST FUCKING FEAR! MOST FRIGHTENING UNBOXING EVER!!! I HAD TO WIPE SPIDER POO OFF IT!!! -Ralph How did you know it was poo? How did you know the spiders were responsible?
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 29, 2024 19:51:43 GMT
Dreadwind was covered in cobwebs and dead flies. I have seen spider poo before.
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 29, 2024 21:57:48 GMT
A pest control cleaning service? I'm convinced.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 29, 2024 21:58:16 GMT
Dreadwind was covered in cobwebs and dead flies. I have seen spider poo before. -Ralph And TV detector vans.
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