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Post by The Doctor on Jun 8, 2024 12:20:05 GMT
I go in shops. I see the only shorts there. I buy the shorts I see.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 8, 2024 12:21:14 GMT
*reads link*
Hey, the net is really helpful!
-Ralph
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Post by Stomski on Jun 8, 2024 17:13:09 GMT
Get some shorts with the inner lycra, should fix your various ailments.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jun 8, 2024 18:45:17 GMT
But shorts only come with netting. I read it somewhere on the internet.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jun 8, 2024 18:45:32 GMT
*reads link* Hey, the net is really helpful! -Ralph When swimming. |
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 8, 2024 20:37:02 GMT
I will never wear lycra!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Jun 8, 2024 21:05:14 GMT
Why not?
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 8, 2024 21:15:02 GMT
I no longer have the figure for that type of material.
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Jun 8, 2024 21:24:08 GMT
But the lycra on these is on the inside, like the netting. No one would see it.
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 9, 2024 8:33:43 GMT
I would see it.
Had planned run this evening but I am on two antibiotics and wiped out.
-Ralph
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Post by Stomski on Jun 10, 2024 6:53:21 GMT
Only poking out the bottom. Wait, maybe I should rephrase that. |
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Post by Cullen on Jun 10, 2024 21:32:40 GMT
Release your inner lycra!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jun 10, 2024 22:42:35 GMT
DO NOT RELEASE WHAT'S IN THE LYCRA!!!!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jun 11, 2024 6:25:04 GMT
Especially not in the park!!
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jun 12, 2024 0:02:45 GMT
Just on a whim popped into Primark to verify Turnbull's wild claim of net free shorts... I found many shorts. None with swim netting in.
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 15, 2024 21:21:58 GMT
2024 Run #49/100. Illness kept me inside the last week so it was nice to pop out for a late evening sojourn. Quiet. No-one about!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 17, 2024 18:22:59 GMT
2024 Run #50/100. All was going well on a 5-mile circular until mile 2 when the strange bubbling in the tummy started. Some trapped wind? I ignored it.
The real trouble started around mile 3 when I was seized by a sudden and uncontrollable urge to poop. But why? It was then I realised I had last pooped two days before. Oh no.
I kicked up a gear, but this was a terrible mistake. For the faster I moved, the more the tummy bubbled and the bummy gurgled. I slowed down and that seemed to help as I thought of England.
However, by mile 4 my vision had constricted to a narrow circle of poo-vision. I wasn't going to make it! I was going to have to jump in a field and poop.
But that was impossible!
The fields were full of cows!
Bastards.
I then had to stop, for all the motion was making it worse. I half-walked/half-skipped home and screamed: "EMERGENCY POO!" at my wife instead of the usual greeting before diving up the stairs and slamming my arse on to the loo at the last possible second before involuntary rear-entry.
Phew.
Or indeed: poo.
-Ralph
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Post by Stomski on Jun 17, 2024 19:27:23 GMT
You're an inspiration to us all.
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 19, 2024 18:45:50 GMT
2024 Run #51/100. Pleasant evening for a wee jaunt.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jun 19, 2024 20:14:49 GMT
But?
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 19, 2024 22:34:07 GMT
What?
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jun 20, 2024 20:29:38 GMT
Well, where's the unexpected appearance at a dogging site? Marauding cows? Belly light blinders? Exploding balls and/or bottom?
You can't just go *running*, your public demands more.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jun 20, 2024 20:32:58 GMT
We were expecting shocks!
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Post by Pinwig on Jun 20, 2024 20:37:53 GMT
There's always a twist at the end.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Jun 20, 2024 20:45:38 GMT
He casts his net wide.
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 20, 2024 20:49:51 GMT
We were expecting shocks! It happens rarely. Most runs are uneventful wee jaunts. -Ralph |
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Post by Pinwig on Jun 20, 2024 21:14:13 GMT
I think this thread begs to differ.
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 20, 2024 21:30:58 GMT
I can only report what happens.
-Ralph
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Post by Stomski on Jun 21, 2024 9:49:46 GMT
There's always a twist at the end. And that's why his man bits hurt, obviously. |
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 21, 2024 21:23:34 GMT
2024 Run #52/100. Was feeling knackered so pushed myself to go out. Felt better for it though.
-Ralph
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