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Post by The Doctor on Dec 26, 2021 11:45:17 GMT
AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Dec 26, 2021 12:07:13 GMT
Has the festive curry betrayed you?
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 26, 2021 12:36:14 GMT
I doubt it. My guts have been playing up of late.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 2, 2022 13:15:07 GMT
This is a story of cause and effect summed up in just two text messages(My Emphasis to show that I know he's had them for breakfast a few days on the trot)
Then
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 2, 2022 13:18:01 GMT
There is a good reason Rule 2 is at position 2 in the list: THE CURRENT RULES FOR RALPH ARE: RULE 1: DO NOT MIX YOUR DRINKS!!!!
RULE 2: DO NOT EAT THE EGGS |
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 2, 2022 13:24:55 GMT
You won't take my eggs away!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 2, 2022 14:01:00 GMT
I had hotel eggs four days in a row over Christmas. It was fabulous.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 2, 2022 15:57:44 GMT
I had hotel eggs four days in a row over Christmas. It was fabulous. You don't have a long history of tummy trouble after eating them! |
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Post by Pinwig on Jan 2, 2022 16:17:26 GMT
That is true.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 2, 2022 17:18:26 GMT
I had hotel eggs four days in a row over Christmas. It was fabulous. Four will be Fantastic! -Ralph |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 3, 2022 0:01:07 GMT
Now who do we know that would follow up three days of digestive distress with a curry?
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 3, 2022 13:51:03 GMT
It was a good curry!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 3, 2022 13:59:35 GMT
It was a good curry! -Ralph I'm sure it was, it's just that curry would not be my preferred option immediately post screaming torment on the throne! Tell the chums about this morning's breakfast and what happened after.... |
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 3, 2022 14:13:22 GMT
Had a nice fried egg!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 3, 2022 17:03:29 GMT
... which forced him into the the loo before he left and led to the destruction of a loo on the way home!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 3, 2022 17:04:00 GMT
THE CURRENT RULES FOR RALPH ARE: RULE 1: DO NOT MIX YOUR DRINKS!!!!
RULE 2: DO NOT EAT THE EGGS |
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Post by Shockprowl on Jan 3, 2022 23:58:14 GMT
...it's like....
It's like a Self Propelling Paradox.
The Doctor is a self Propelling Paradox.
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 8, 2022 16:10:09 GMT
Why am I being punished?????
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 8, 2022 16:24:48 GMT
Have you betrayed us? Have you betrayed me?
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 14, 2022 17:27:36 GMT
If anyone can identify what it is I ate, please LMK!
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 14, 2022 19:34:44 GMT
I am not re-enacting in your loo the scene where Dr Ellie digs through dinosaur poop in Jurassic Park.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jan 22, 2022 21:26:35 GMT
Taken unwell while on The Call. NOT A HAPPY TUMMY
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Post by The Doctor on Jan 25, 2022 21:28:09 GMT
I have just learned that it is a very bad idea to go for a five mile run after a large curry from a local restaurant.
-Ralph
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Post by Bogatan on Jan 25, 2022 21:56:00 GMT
Bahahaha!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 1, 2022 12:49:39 GMT
In some difficulty with my tummy AGAIN today. Pain levels are quite high with it. Sixth ? recent occurrence, two of which were on successive weeks calls
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 1, 2022 22:31:15 GMT
Slept most of afternoon, in between trips to the bathroom. VERY fluy achy tonight, which is quite common for the CMT when there's something else wrong with. Had some porridge at teatime and a yogurt just now. Tummy appears to have settled but I'm not convinced it's done yet.
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 4, 2022 22:55:21 GMT
I have just learned that it is a very bad idea to go for a five mile run after a large curry from a local restaurant. -Ralph Whhhhh- why why why don't you know this already, Doctor?! You shouldn't stand on your hands upside down after a large meal either or go on a trampoline. Or rollercoaster. You are aware of the danger of, say, FIRE?!?! And and and HIGH PLACES?!?! And and and, I dunno, POISONS?!?! AND RUNNING ON AN INJURY?!?!?! AND RUNNING WITH LIVE HAND GRANADES?!?!?! |
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 4, 2022 23:06:01 GMT
I only started running again in late September after a five year gap...and I hadn't had a big curry on a run day before. I wasn't to know!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 4, 2022 23:10:07 GMT
Curry - big run = NO.
Perfectly good aircraft - jumping out of = NO.
Beach covered in jellyfish - no flipflops = NO.
Exploding thing - Running towards = NO.
Moving a pawn - without developing a piece = NO.
Button that says 'Do not press' - The Dockotor = NO.
Edit: this list is not exhaustive.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 4, 2022 23:15:45 GMT
But WHY does a curry before a run cause so much discomfort?
-Ralph
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