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Post by Benn on Apr 19, 2022 11:42:37 GMT
I ate nothing but easter eggs and pizza on Monday. Tuesday was nothing but easter eggs and curry. As I scream upon the throne for the second time this Wednesday morning after more easter eggs, I am beginning to question my life choices. -Ralph But it's Tuesday today! Time Inversion! |
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 19, 2022 11:43:26 GMT
I am so confused.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 19, 2022 11:44:05 GMT
THE CURRENT RULES FOR RALPH ARE: RULE 1: DO NOT MIX YOUR DRINKS!!!!
RULE 2: DO NOT EAT THE EGGS I haven't had a drinks for months! And these eggs are chocolate! -Ralph |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 19, 2022 12:21:52 GMT
I was including Rule 1 as I could not be bothered to edit it out.
A Chocolate Egg is still an egg!!
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Post by Grand Moff Muffin on Apr 19, 2022 12:43:35 GMT
Ah but is it? Or is it just egg-shaped?
Is a toy dinosaur a dinosaur? Is a plastic robot figure a robot?
Martin
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 20, 2022 13:03:57 GMT
Normally when Liz goes away Jonathan and I avail ourselves of the local takeaways and live like kings for a few nights. However with Liz & Jonathan BOTH away and a small like of funds I am forced to resort to as close as I get to cooking for myself. Lunch yesterday was Tortelini in a tomato sauce with Olives in it and Garlic Bread Tea was an Asda Chicken Jalfrezi Ready Meal with a Garlic & Corriander Narn. One of those is likely to blame for my stomach pain overnight and multiple visits to The Throne Room today. The smell.... my goodness, that's not a happy tummy! |
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 20, 2022 14:16:07 GMT
Excessive MOTU purchasing causes bathroom troubles shocker!
What a twist!
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 20, 2022 14:29:07 GMT
Going crazy on toy lines only leads to dodgy bowels.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Apr 20, 2022 15:27:37 GMT
True fact.
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Post by Philip Ayres on Apr 20, 2022 15:59:25 GMT
Going crazy on toy lines only leads to dodgy bowels. -Ralph Is this the voice of experience speaking? |
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 20, 2022 19:53:08 GMT
It is the voice of YOUR experience, only a few posts ago!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Bogatan on Apr 24, 2022 11:36:37 GMT
I found my box of (old) sweets.
I'm beginning to think I will regret recent choices.
But I did find a 20 year old packet of Frostbite Fruit Pastelles. So not all bad.
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Post by The Doctor on Apr 24, 2022 13:41:15 GMT
20 years!!!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Apr 25, 2022 17:17:01 GMT
DON'T EAT THEM BOGATAN!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!
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Post by Andy Turnbull on May 1, 2022 17:04:27 GMT
Oh my giddy aunt.
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 1, 2022 17:23:26 GMT
Ah. He finally surfaces. I remind you of what the first post says: Had a heavy night? Discuss here! So confess all so we can get onto the matter of casting judgement on you. |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on May 1, 2022 17:33:31 GMT
Well, it was a work shindig and I hadn't seen some of the folks in a few years. There was free booze, there was also many many shots as one kind soul who drove (and left their car there) had a few bottles of Tequila Rose in the car park.
No chundering, but dear me I feel very hungover today.
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Post by Benn on May 13, 2022 15:59:39 GMT
University show opening tonight. Wine is provided. Maybe staying out after. Thread is now prepped.
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Post by Shockprowl on May 13, 2022 16:22:45 GMT
ALL CREWS, ALL CREWS: STANDBY ALERT.
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Post by The Doctor on May 13, 2022 20:12:41 GMT
BLACK ALERT.
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on May 13, 2022 23:00:10 GMT
ORANGE ALERT.
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Post by Benn on May 13, 2022 23:27:07 GMT
Drinks have been mixed. I feel... okay? See what my head says in the morning.
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Post by Shockprowl on May 15, 2022 21:58:05 GMT
MED-SWAT, APPROACH WITH CAUTION. CHARGE ELECTRO-BATTONS.
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Post by The Doctor on May 17, 2022 17:59:17 GMT
Screaming upon The Thone. Twice in 20 mins. Not happy.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 17, 2022 18:46:25 GMT
This is sooner than I expected to to say this, but remind us what you had for lunch?
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Post by Pinwig on May 17, 2022 18:57:29 GMT
Was it... was it curry in a can?
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 17, 2022 20:49:06 GMT
I quote the text message received from Mr Burns at 12:49 todaySadly my response has gone from my old phone that only keeps a dozen or so sent texts but it was along the lines of
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 18, 2022 13:00:56 GMT
This morning I went for a ride on a 481 bus which unexpectedly (I'd never ridden the majority of the route before) took me past Whitton Library (the bus voice told me so) Long term readers may require Whitton Library appearing in a forum favourite story as the last resting place of John Cullen's bucket of seafood: The JC tale about seafood and chundering involved the Belgian restaurant in Covent Garden called Belgo and some wine % beer served in a champagne bottle drunk with a bucket of some shelled seafood, possibly mussels. One of my favorite Hub stories. Man I wish I'd saved that one. Kastel Blonde the beer was - 11.5%. I think my favourite part of the story was seeing the pile of what was obviously mussels outside Whitton Library the following morning. Somehow despite my god awful hangover I felt a tinge of ill-placed pride when I saw that. Like what a dog must feel upon smelling his own piss on a lamppost, one would imagine. If the dog went to a Belgian restaurant the night before. And drank double-wife-beating strength lager. I couldn't resist a chortle and immediately texted some chums who would know to tell them where I was. |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 18, 2022 17:11:27 GMT
Ahhh, to be young, and drunk, again....
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Post by The Doctor on May 18, 2022 19:56:43 GMT
I was never that young.
-Ralph
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