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Post by Philip Ayres on May 18, 2022 20:44:51 GMT
Are you allowed to break Rule 1 on a school night?
Asking for a Chum watching Rangers.....
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Post by Shockprowl on May 18, 2022 22:14:59 GMT
What's 'Rangers'? Is it that show my mother likes starring Chuck Norris?
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Post by Shockprowl on May 18, 2022 22:17:04 GMT
I was never that young. -Ralph Pffftt! My chum and I fought in the street with plastic lightsabres! |
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 18, 2022 22:42:31 GMT
They are an alleged Foot the Ball team from Glasvegas
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Post by Shockprowl on May 19, 2022 9:38:42 GMT
AHH, footballball.
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Post by The Doctor on May 19, 2022 12:56:20 GMT
I have had one beer and four ciders this year. That is all.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on May 19, 2022 16:11:03 GMT
I have had one beer and four ciders this year. That is all. -Ralph That is all or That is all this afternoon? |
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Post by The Doctor on May 19, 2022 16:23:32 GMT
That is the entirety of my alcohol consumption in 2022 thus far. It is May 18th.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 19, 2022 16:54:04 GMT
Good for you, Doc', alcohol is the Devil's brew.
Now, where's my tankard....
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Post by The Doctor on May 19, 2022 17:40:19 GMT
I've been too busy trying to finish a degree while learning a new type of job to get bockled.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 19, 2022 17:58:37 GMT
I've been too busy trying to finish a degree while learning a new type of job to get bockled. -Ralph And too busy to get drunk as well, I imagine. |
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Post by The Doctor on May 19, 2022 18:04:27 GMT
I genuinely have been too busy for boozing.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 19, 2022 18:10:05 GMT
And for bockling, whatever that is.
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Post by The Doctor on May 19, 2022 18:34:04 GMT
"Bockled" is a Scottish expression meaning "drunk".
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on May 19, 2022 21:19:44 GMT
Blocked. Bbbbolcked.bbbbb
I can't even say it.
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Post by Pinwig on May 19, 2022 21:28:25 GMT
That'll be the drink.
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Post by The Doctor on May 20, 2022 17:08:43 GMT
Blocked. Bbbbolcked.bbbbb I can't even say it. Bock-l-ed. -Ralph |
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Post by Shockprowl on May 20, 2022 17:15:15 GMT
Rrriiight.
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Post by Benn on May 28, 2022 13:40:21 GMT
In the spirit of scientific enquiry I have discovered that I do not get on with tequila.
Ouch.
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Post by legios on May 28, 2022 16:54:59 GMT
There is a saying amongst my people:-
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila. Floor."
Karl
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Jun 13, 2022 21:29:14 GMT
I dislike Tequila.
Gives me the boak.
Tequila Rose though is grand, like somebody dropped vodka into Farmfoods Strawberry Mouse.
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 13, 2022 22:09:55 GMT
Desperadoes is a nice drink and that has tequila in it.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jun 17, 2022 13:54:14 GMT
One of our number has encountered sudden and "unexpected" digestive distress today
The inverted commas are used because although he didn't expect it, I warned him it was coming after having had eggs Weds and Thurs!
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 17, 2022 19:23:54 GMT
Eggs are not to blame!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 2, 2022 20:09:57 GMT
Spending a lot of my Saturday evening screaming on The Throne. I suspect I have been betrayed by last night's pepperoni.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Jul 2, 2022 21:02:50 GMT
or the eggs
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 2, 2022 21:23:54 GMT
I have not had eggs since June the 17th!
-Ralph
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Post by Pinwig on Jul 2, 2022 21:37:05 GMT
I have recently rediscovered cider after many years of beer drinking.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 2, 2022 21:45:06 GMT
I have recently rediscovered cider after many years of beer drinking. Time for you to get into the joys of The Wurzels. -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 3, 2022 16:56:10 GMT
The lenghty bowel distress of last evening has set off my underlying physical health condition. I am in immense pain today.
-Ralph
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