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Post by The Doctor on Jul 13, 2022 12:12:41 GMT
Turns out that eating a whole pack of Kellog's Shredded Wheat KO in 2 days is a surefire way to experience multiple bowel distress.
On round 3.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Jul 13, 2022 17:08:49 GMT
Turns out that eating a whole pack of Kellog's Shredded Wheat KO in 2 days is a surefire way to experience multiple bowel distress. On round 3. -Ralph Knock off shredded wheat?!? |
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 13, 2022 20:01:52 GMT
Yup. Three new varieties!!! I appear to be on Box 3. We only got them on Saturday.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 14, 2022 18:22:01 GMT
Box 5. I can't stop. '11 portions per box'. Lies!!! There are 2!!!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 15, 2022 19:36:26 GMT
Went out for a meal as it is Mrs Ralph's birthday. Ate too much.
Farwell...farewell my friends...
Death comes too soon.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 16, 2022 12:13:36 GMT
I have now learned not to follow a large chicken and waffle platter with a mint sundae. Thankfully the cheesecake was out of stock or I would have died.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 4, 2022 12:19:24 GMT
I have been screaming in agony on the throne for quite some time.
-Ralph
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 4, 2022 13:25:31 GMT
Oh dear...
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 15, 2022 20:15:43 GMT
I have been reminded a few times today that antibiotics betray my bowels. Repeatedly.
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 16, 2022 22:07:10 GMT
And again. Thankgoodness I finish the course on Friday!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 26, 2022 17:57:18 GMT
Turns out that eating fruit and nut cereal for breakfast and lunch 6 days in a row can cause torment. Who knew.
-Ralph
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Post by Shockprowl on Nov 27, 2022 13:31:13 GMT
*Face-palms*
Right, I want this guy manning a radar station in Alaska by the end of the day. Just mail him his clothes.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 29, 2022 13:20:39 GMT
Turns out that eating fruit and nut cereal for breakfast and lunch 6 days in a row can cause torment. Who knew. -Ralph But I cannot stop eating these delicious bowels twice a day! -Ralph |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Nov 29, 2022 13:58:56 GMT
Turns out that eating fruit and nut cereal for breakfast and lunch 6 days in a row can cause torment. Who knew. -Ralph But I cannot stop eating these delicious bowels twice a day! -Ralph But what's that got to do with Fruit and nut cereal? |
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Post by Philip Ayres on Nov 29, 2022 14:24:24 GMT
There are times when Adulting is required, alas. -Ralph This was obviously not one of them |
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 29, 2022 15:24:01 GMT
I just love bran flakes!!!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 30, 2022 10:28:41 GMT
Had to park my arse on the edge of my seat during a work meeting due to impending bowel distress. I began to sweat heavily as the meeting over-ran before finally making it to the loo just in time.
I am currently turning inside out! Help me!
-Ralph
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 1, 2022 10:32:33 GMT
I have run out of bran flakes. Both giant boxes demolished.
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 9, 2022 19:41:16 GMT
SOMEONE had too many bits of cake this afternoon and was in trouble trying to eat his dinner......
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Dec 9, 2022 19:52:53 GMT
SOMEONE had too many bits of cake this afternoon and was in trouble trying to eat his dinner...... Get the kettle boiled. |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 16, 2022 9:47:52 GMT
Turns out that eating a whole pack of Kellog's Shredded Wheat KO in 2 days is a surefire way to experience multiple bowel distress. On round 3. -Ralph I appear not to have learned my lesson. -Ralph |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 16, 2022 9:48:13 GMT
SOMEONE had too many bits of cake this afternoon and was in trouble trying to eat his dinner...... Get the kettle boiled. It...it was... -Ralph |
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Post by blueshift on Dec 16, 2022 10:10:14 GMT
Do NOT put boiling water down the toilet |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 16, 2022 11:03:59 GMT
Phil told me to put 6 kettles worth of boiling water down the loo but it made it much worse!!!
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Dec 16, 2022 12:53:58 GMT
Phil told me to put 6 kettles worth of boiling water down the loo but it made it much worse!!! -Ralph Boiling water can cause porcelain to crack and pvc pipes to melt!!! |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 16, 2022 13:26:11 GMT
Phil told me to do it but all it did was make the blockage worse!!!
-Ralph
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Post by Philip Ayres on Dec 16, 2022 13:28:03 GMT
Phil told me to put 6 kettles worth of boiling water down the loo but it made it much worse!!! -Ralph Boiling water can cause porcelain to crack and pvc pipes to melt!!! Never has for us. I am wondering if the problem was less to do with what exited Ralph and more to do with the quantity of loo roll..... |
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 16, 2022 14:14:41 GMT
I used minimal loo roll.
You may recall it was the poo that came back up after kettle #6, not the bog roll.
-Ralph
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Post by blueshift on Dec 16, 2022 16:16:27 GMT
Phil told me to do it but all it did was make the blockage worse!!! -Ralph That's what he wants!!!! |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Dec 16, 2022 19:56:54 GMT
Phil told me to put 6 kettles worth of boiling water down the loo but it made it much worse!!! -Ralph Boiling water can cause porcelain to crack and pvc pipes to melt!!! Plumbers have confirmed this to me. Listen to the experts. |
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