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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 4, 2019 0:00:16 GMT
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 4, 2019 0:02:11 GMT
I'm with you. Bollocks to that.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 4, 2019 0:08:24 GMT
Less of this scorn,
get some sleep and rhyme with us in the morn.
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 4, 2019 7:00:18 GMT
Illegal rhyming Phil!
Pinwig bend to our will!
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 4, 2019 7:18:56 GMT
RHYMING WEEK IS HERE AGAIN!
I HOPE DOSEN'T END WHEN!
SUNDAY'S EVENING COMES AROUND!
FOREVER NON-RHYMERS PUNCH THE GROUND!
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 4, 2019 7:20:40 GMT
I'm with you. Bollocks to that. "Bollocks to that" Who said that? Don't be a fart Let rhyme into your heart! |
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 4, 2019 7:22:23 GMT
FFS There should be a "I am not a number" line here .... For fuck's sake? I wish he'd bake Those shameful words In lovely curds |
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Post by blueshift on Feb 4, 2019 7:33:59 GMT
Silly Phil, don't be a grumpy gus,
Join in the fun and rhyme with us
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 4, 2019 7:37:17 GMT
Phil won't rhyme
He'll just pine
Pinwig too
They're both poo
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 4, 2019 7:59:03 GMT
Silly Phil, don't be a grumpy gus, Join in the fun and rhyme with us No. |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 4, 2019 8:03:31 GMT
If you have nothing of rhyming to say
Then say nothing here for seven of day??
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 4, 2019 8:07:13 GMT
Try it Phil, like it you just might
We'll peck at you, don't put up a fight
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 4, 2019 9:13:24 GMT
Phil must have a go,
This jape he cannot elbow!
-Ralph
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 4, 2019 11:28:15 GMT
Rhyming is certainly not for the meek.
Could Phil and Pinwig be weak?
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Post by Benn on Feb 4, 2019 11:51:56 GMT
Cooker over the weekend has gone kaput
No hot food for me, but!
At least I live on a road with a lot of Takeaway
Or I go to the shop to buy a bar of Breakaway.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 4, 2019 13:40:27 GMT
FFS There should be a "I am not a number" line here .... I am not a number, Nor carrier of lumber. I am but a humble Hubber, Though do sometimes cry "Oh bugger!" -Ralph |
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 4, 2019 15:04:47 GMT
As you can see from the above tweet I went out for a run,
It's not everyone's idea of good fun.
Knocked five minutes off my previous time,
And was able to inform you of this by rhyme.
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 4, 2019 16:27:49 GMT
Running is nice, the wind your hair!
Whizzing along from here to there!
Run for joy, for sport, for fun!
Just don't chafe on your nips or bum...
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Dezzeh
Thunderjet
Wait, what?
Posts: 4,886
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Post by Dezzeh on Feb 4, 2019 16:38:14 GMT
The Worst Week is here I see.
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 4, 2019 16:51:37 GMT
Another dissenter!
Take him to The Centre!
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 4, 2019 19:18:19 GMT
I have invested in the Oxford Rhyming Dictionary,
To find the ditties most contemporary.
Now I am a true wordsmith,
And soon a creature of myth!
-Ralph
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Post by Benn on Feb 4, 2019 19:35:30 GMT
That is dedication to the cause,
Your skills will give all pause!
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Post by Philip Ayres on Feb 4, 2019 19:41:32 GMT
The Worst Week is here I see. Get it over with early, 46 weeks of certain freedom. I should say I am not feeling particularly tolerant to teasing about not participating. You have been warned! |
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 4, 2019 19:59:23 GMT
*Prepares a rhyme about none participating Phil...*
*Thinks better of it, in case his lawyer sends me a bill...*
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Post by Benn on Feb 4, 2019 20:01:49 GMT
First you taunt the might of Turnbull
Now Phil? Your head, of custard is it full?
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Post by Pinwig on Feb 4, 2019 20:12:23 GMT
Rhyming is certainly not for the meek. Could Phil and Pinwig be weak? Pinwig is teaching poetry to ten year olds at the moment and doesn't need to come home and think about it when he's supposed to be enjoying his HOBBY. which doesn't involve RHYME. Except for Wheelie, and he's shit. |
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Post by Fortmax2020 on Feb 4, 2019 20:14:41 GMT
Some slight bias on display
In this threads title I say.
Many of us enjoy it much
Do not kick it into touch.
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Post by Andy Turnbull on Feb 4, 2019 20:22:29 GMT
Folks can take part as they see fit,
If they don't want to it's all good.
Don't tease them, as that's just shit
And not welcome in this hood.
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Post by Shockprowl on Feb 4, 2019 20:55:11 GMT
Aw I'm really just yanking their chain.
I know my 'encouragement' will be in vain.
Each to their own, I agree, I'm not silly.
And "yanking chain" is not a euphemism for willy...
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Post by shadowynne on Feb 4, 2019 21:27:38 GMT
No more rhyming, I mean it!
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